On Twitter, people just want to hear a joke. They don't really want to know about your life. Jenny Mollen More Quotes by Jenny Mollen More Quotes From Jenny Mollen Before you meet the love of your life, there's usually one guy you date that you try to convince yourself is him. Let me save you some time: He's not. Jenny Mollen datingguytrying Throughout my childhood, my parents dropped me off at a multitude of therapists' offices in hopes that I'd avoid growing up to be the kind of asshole who writes books about them. Also because it was sometimes easier than finding a nanny. Jenny Mollen growing-upwritingbook I think the power of persuasion would be the greatest superpower of all time. Jenny Mollen persuasionwould-bethinking I think as an actress before I was on Twitter I thought, I'm only doing drama [and dramatic roles]... but then as soon I started tweeting it was like, "Oh you're the funny girl!"... but that was never how I saw myself. It's changed how I seem in other people's eyes. Jenny Mollen girleyedrama There are two types of people in the world: those who think everyone needs therapy, and those who have never been. Jenny Mollen twopeoplethinking I like you just the way I am. Jenny Mollen like-youi-like-youway My parents ... are more like cats. They accidentally had a litter of kittens, and then emotionally moved on to whatever ball of yarn rolled past their line of sight. Jenny Mollen catsightpast In my twenties, my dad was paying half my rent and my ex boyfriend was paying the other half. I wasn't in a good place! Jenny Mollen ex-boyfrienddadtwenties I never had credit card debt... I was very much about trying to gain my freedom, so it was about saving. Jenny Mollen credittryingcards Long story short: E. L. James is a hero. Jenny Mollen shortstoryherolong I don't think that crazy should have a negative connotation - it just means that you're fun. I think that crazy is just a term that boring people use to describe fun people. Jenny Mollen thinkyoucrazypeople I never had a go-to girl squad. I think that I'm only friends with loners, so I have a select group of loners that I hang out with individually. Jenny Mollen neverthinkfriendsgirl I don't think enough women are being honest about motherhood. Jenny Mollen thinkwomenmotherhoodenough My parents have been married multiple times each, so the idea of being committed to somebody was scary. Jenny Mollen somebodyparentsbeingscary At 41 and a half weeks pregnant, I started to have second thoughts about becoming a mother. Jenny Mollen thoughtsabouthalfmother I was never the girl who yearned for children. I pretended to be interested in other people's kids, but that was obviously just an act. Jenny Mollen nevergirlchildrenpeople I surround myself with bizarre people. They're more fun to write about. Jenny Mollen moremyselffunpeople I just want everyone to like me. That's my main flaw. Jenny Mollen everyonelikemewant I've always gravitated toward men who sort of kind of eclipsed me in some way. And I think that it's because I have this need to be better. Jenny Mollen betterthinkmemen I think, as a woman and as somebody in the entertainment industry, we have to be careful what we're putting out there and what we're trying to say. Jenny Mollen womanthinkentertainmenttrying
