Quotes by Ex Boyfriend Everybody knows I have the ratchetest booty tattoo of an ex-boyfriend. Adrienne Bailon ex-boyfriend booty tattoo You live, you learn, you love, you learn, you cry, you learn, you lose, you learn, you bleed, you learn, you scream, you learn Alanis Morissette ex-boyfriend break-up education Boys say they don't mind how you get your hair done. But then they leave you for someone with really great standard girl hair and the next thing you know you're alone with a masculine crop crying into your granola. Alexa Chung ex-boyfriend girl boys It's so hard to do and so easy to say but sometimes you just have to walk away Ben Harper ex-boyfriend break-up sometimes Forever always seems to be around when it begins, but forever never seems to be around when it ends Ben Harper ex-boyfriend break-up relationship It's probably a bad indicator of your lifestyle when you miss your ex-boyfriend because he's absolutely lethal. Charlaine Harris ex-boyfriend dating relationship My feeling is, if a dog is that hard up to break free, let it go. It's like a boyfriend who wants to break up. We all know the old adage "If you set someone free, and he never comes back, then he was never yours." I understand the main fear with setting dogs loose is they could get hit by a car, but so could an ex boyfriend. That's just a chance you have to take. Chelsea Handler ex-boyfriend dog funny On tour, its either call ex-boyfriends or tweet a lot. Youre just looking for any proof that youre not completely alone. Chelsea Peretti tweet ex-boyfriend proof But don't ever call her ex-boyfriends by his name. Christopher Paul Curtis exes ex-boyfriend names I don't like when performers rag on their ex-girlfriend or ex-boyfriend in absentia. If they're not there, it just feels rude... I'm never going to say anything personal about myself on stage. That's my new goal. David Rees ex-boyfriend girlfriend goal me: just don't ask about his forty-three ex-boyfriends, okay? or ask him about why he's carrying around an axe. mom:... me: i'm kidding about the axe part. David Levithan ex-boyfriend three mom Everyone has the bully or the mean girl or the ex-boyfriend who tried to bring them down. Demi Lovato ex-boyfriend mean-girls bullying You've been here before, you already know how it goes, you chose this, you know, it's supposed to be over Dessa Darling ex-boyfriend supposed-to-be break-up Fletcher was always going to be your ex-boyfriend, from the moment you met him. He's just finally caught up with where he's supposed to be. Derek Landy ex-boyfriend mets moments When your ex says ‘You’ll never find anyone like me’. Say ‘that’s the point’. Drake broke-up ex-girlfriend ex-boyfriend Do not judge men by mere appearances; for the light laughter that bubbles on the lip often mantles over the depths of sadness, and the serious look may be the sober veil that covers a divine peace and joy. Edwin Hubbel Chapin ex-boyfriend sad laughter You never date someone's ex-boyfriend. Period. That's not even the unspoken rule - that's the spoken rule. Eva Longoria unspoken-rules ex-boyfriend periods And if I'm being honest, I don't think I have an ex-boyfriend who would have something mean to say about me. Fiona Apple ex-boyfriend mean thinking There's a guy out there who's going to be really happy that you didn't get back together with your crappy ex-boyfriend. Greg Behrendt ex-boyfriend guy together I seldom think about my limitations, and they never make me sad. Perhaps there is just a touch of yearning at times; but it is vague, like a breeze among flowers. Helen Keller ex-boyfriend sad flower 123»