Our initial assessment is that they will all die. Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf More Quotes by Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf More Quotes From Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf These cowards have no morals. They have no shame about lying. Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf militaryfunnylying There are no American infidels in Baghdad. Never! Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf baghdadmilitaryfunny There is no presence of the American columns in the city of Baghdad at all. We besieged them and we killed most of them. Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf militarycitiesfunny One can describe them as a boa: when it feels threatened, it runs to somewhere else. Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf militaryrunningfunny We will in fact encourage them to commit more suicides. We have given them death and poison. Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf militarysuicidefunny Just look carefully, I only want you to look carefully. Do not repeat the lies of liars. Do not become like them. Once again, I blame al-Jazeera before it ascertains what takes place. Please, make sure of what you say and do not play such a role. Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf playliarslying Our estimates are that none of them will come out alive unless they surrender to us quickly. Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf baghdadmilitaryfunny We will welcome them with bullets and shoes. Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf shoesmilitaryfunny We want to tell him [Blair] that we have not executed anybody. They are either killed in battle, most of them get killed because they are cowards anyway, the rest they just get captured. Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf cowardmilitaryfunny Lying is forbidden in Iraq. President Saddam Hussein will tolerate nothing but truthfulness as he is a man of great honour and integrity. Everyone is encouraged to speak freely of the truths evidenced in their eyes and hearts. Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf eyeintegritylying Don't repeat the lies of the liars. Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf militaryliarsfunny The fact is that as soon as they reach Baghdad gates, we will besiege them and slaughter them. Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf baghdadmilitaryfunny Bush is a very stupid man. The American people are not stupid, they are very clever. I can't understand how such clever people came to elect such a stupid president. Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf militarycleverfunny We will be victorious, and they will be defeated. Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf defeatedmilitaryfunny They [US soldiers] started to commit suicide on the Baghdad walls. We will encourage them to double their suicide attempts. Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf wallsoldiersuicide The United Nations ... [is] a place for prostitution under the feet of Americans. Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf baghdadprostitutionfeet These are not ordinary human beings. They are criminals. As a matter of fact, they are criminals, both by nature and by training. By nature, because they are not decent. They are criminals. Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf trainingmilitaryfunny I speak better English than this villain, Bush. Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf speakmilitaryfunny It's a small town, it has only a few docks ... now they are in a trap. Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf docksmilitaryfunny Iraqi forces are still in control of the city, and they are engaging in an attrition war with the enemy. Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf militarywarfunny