People get a kick out of my stupidity. Dolly Parton More Quotes by Dolly Parton More Quotes From Dolly Parton Sometimes I like to run naked in the moonlight and the wind, on a little trail behind our house, when the honeysuckle blooms. It's a feeling of freedom, so close to God and nature. Dolly Parton house running wind I remain totally convinced that if we can do one more simple thing to help kids and adults to learn more, it is to inspire them to read more. Dolly Parton simple inspire kids I'm old enough and cranky enough now that if someone tried to tell me what to do, I'd tell them where to put it. Dolly Parton cranky enough funny I would never stoop so low as to be fashionable. Dolly Parton stoops fashionable lows There's a heart beneath the boobs and a brain beneath the wig. Dolly Parton intelligence brain heart Smile, it enhances your face value. Dolly Parton face-value your-face faces the magic is inside you. there ain't no crystal ball Dolly Parton women magic inspirational It costs a lot of money to look this cheap. Dolly Parton cost fashion looks I always had a very open mind and a very open heart. I always look for the good in everybody and the God in everybody. I play to that. And I just love people. I love the difference in people. I love getting to know people. I appreciate getting accepted myself, because I know I'm unusual. And I love the unusual in other people. Dolly Parton differences play heart Jump out of bed and I stumble to the kitchen, pour myself a cup of ambition and yawn and stretch and try to come alive. Dolly Parton kitchen ambition work I hope to die right in the middle of a song and right on the stage doing what I love to do. I hope to be about 120 when that happens. Dolly Parton age song death You don't need to buy expensive cosmetics; almost anything will do if you know how to apply it. Dolly Parton cosmetics know-how needs I hope life treats you kind, and I hope you have all that you ever dreamed of, and I wish you joy and happiness. But above all of this, I wish you love. Dolly Parton wish joy romantic I usually get up at 3 A.M. I don't require a lot of sleep, and if I get tired, I'll take a powernap during the day. Dolly Parton get-up tired sleep [On why she doesn't exercise:] If I tried to jog with these boobs, I'd end up with two black eyes. Dolly Parton eye exercise fitness I think that all creative people are a little bit nuts. Dolly Parton nuts people thinking Writing's just as natural to me as getting up and cooking breakfast. Dolly Parton cooking writing breakfast No matter what, I always make it home for Christmas. I love to go to my Tennessee Mountain Home and invite all of my nieces and nephews and their spouses and kids and do what we all like to do - eat, laugh, trade presents and just enjoy each other... and sometimes I even dress up like Santa Claus! Dolly Parton niece christmas home I'm comfortable in my own skin, no matter how far it's stretched. Ha ha. Dolly Parton my-own skins matter If I see something sagging, dragging and bagging, I’ll get it nip, tucked, sucked or plucked. Dolly Parton sagging ifs