Politics is developing more comedians than radio ever did. Jimmy Durante More Quotes by Jimmy Durante More Quotes From Jimmy Durante Be awfully nice to them going up, because you're gonna meet them all coming down. Jimmy Durante nicesuccessfunny My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. Jimmy Durante marriageinspirationalfunny My nose isn't big. I just happen to have a very small head. Jimmy Durante portraiturebigsnoses Everybody wants ta get inta da act! Jimmy Durante want All of us have schnozzles... if not in our faces, then in our character, minds or habits. When we admit our schnozzles, instead of defending them, we begin to laugh, and the world laughs with us. Jimmy Durante mindcharacterlaughing Make someone happy, Jimmy Durante make-someone-happyjust-one Don't put no constrictions on da people. Leave 'em ta hell alone. Jimmy Durante hellleave-me-alone It dawned on me then that as long as I could laugh, I was safe from the world; and I have learned since that laughter keeps me safe from myself, too. Jimmy Durante laughterlaughinglong Me and my big mouth! I'd get rid of it, only it's such a handy place to keep my teeth. Jimmy Durante teethsilencemouths What did Napolean do for relaxation? He read a book. What did Lincoln do for relaxation? He read a book. What does Congress do for relaxation? They book a red. Jimmy Durante doerelaxationbook Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. Jimmy Durante homeinspirationalmen At four o'clock in the morning most people have been asleep for hours, but at four o'clock in the morning the night-club children of a few years ago were just getting hot. The band jazzed at full blast. The air was so thick you could pick it up in handfulls and through it around like snowballs. The dance-floors were crowded with couples who couldn't do anything but wiggle hips and feet. Jimmy Durante couplemorningchildren Start off each day with a song. Jimmy Durante each-daysong I was hurt so deep that I made up my mind never to hurt anybody else, no matter what. I never made jokes about anybody's big ears, their stut-terin', or about them bein' off their nut. Jimmy Durante hurtnutsmind What's a depression? The dictionary says a depression is a dent. And what's a dent? Everybody knows a dent is a hole. And what's a hole? You tell me what's a hole! And I'll tell you that a hole is nothin'! Jimmy Durante dictionaryholesdepression Don't put no constrictions on da people! Leave 'em the hell alone! Jimmy Durante emsdemocracypeople Now you know that you can't go wrong... If you start each day with a song. Jimmy Durante each-dayknowssong Nobody realizes that I work 18 hours-a-day for a solid month to make that TV hour look like it's never been rehearsed! Jimmy Durante motivationmonthslooks Man is the only animal that can be skinned more than once. Jimmy Durante humanityanimalmen To his orchestra Stop da music, stop da music! You're supposed to follow da music, not chase it all over da place. Jimmy Durante orchestramusicfunny
