Realists know where they're going. Dreamers have already been there. Robert Orben More Quotes by Robert Orben More Quotes From Robert Orben Sociologists say that going to the movies is a bonding experience. It probably has to do with the way you feet stick to the floor. Robert Orben sticksfeetway THe world now has so many problems that if Moses had come down from Mount Sinai today, the two tablets he'd carry would be aspirin. Robert Orben would-betwoworld Nowadays, you cannot be a very Effective political figure without Having a demonstrable sense of humor. People take to it. Robert Orben sense-of-humorpoliticalpeople Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes it's filled with feet. Robert Orben wisdommouthsfeet You wouldn't want Alan Greenspan to write the instructions for assembling a beach chair. Robert Orben wantwritingbeach Economists can certainly disappoint you. One said that the economy would turn up by the last quarter. Well, I'm down to mine and it hasn't. Robert Orben quarterseconomylasts Humor gives presidents the chance to be seen as warm, relaxed persons. Humor reaches out and puts its arm around the listener and says, 'I am one of you, I understand,' and implicitly it promises, 'I will do something about your problems.' Robert Orben presidentgivingpromise As much as we admire all the characteristics of a Ronald Reagan, as soon as something goes wrong, people will hate those same characteristics. Robert Orben characteristicshatepeople I love to watch those old movies on late-night television, particularly when a couple get up from a champagne dinner in a posh restaurant and the hero hands the waiter $3. But the best part is when he says, "Keep the change." Robert Orben coupleheronight They say kids today don't know the value of a dollar. They certainly do know the value of a dollar. That's why they ask for five. Robert Orben dollarsmodern-lifekids New Yorkers are so impersonal, if it wasn't for muggings there wouldn't be any contact at all! Robert Orben new-yorkerscontactcities Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some of the smaller countries are neutral. Robert Orben feelingscountryworld They're combining that new fertility drug with a birth control pill for people who don't want triplets. Robert Orben pillsdrugpeople Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. Robert Orben Once You Know Your Worth.....You Will Stop Giving Out Discounts! Robert Orben Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some smaller countries are neutral. Robert Orben Those People Who Tried to Bury You didn't Know You Were A Seed........ Robert Orben Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as time-released success. Robert Orben thinkfailuresuccess
