Rees's First Law of Quotations: When in doubt, ascribe all quotations to George Bernard Shaw. Nigel Rees More Quotes by Nigel Rees More Quotes From Nigel Rees Democracy is too good to share with just anybody. Nigel Rees democracy share Lord Castlerosse was taken to task by Nancy Astor over the size of his stomach. 'What would you say if that was on a woman?' she asked, pointedly. 'Half an hour ago it was,' he replied. Nigel Rees tasks taken half I was terribly shy and never said anything in class. Then I started getting into school plays. When you've got words to say, you've got a sort of armour. Nigel Rees play class school My toils in the quotation field have led me to formulate two or three laws about the way people use and abuse quotations. My first law is: When in doubt, ascribe all quotations to Bernard Shaw - which I don't mean to be taken literally, but as a general observation of the habit people have of attaching remarks to the nearest obvious speaker. Churchill, Wilde, Orson Welles and Alexander Woollcott are other useful figures upon whom to father remarks when you don't know who really said them. Nigel Rees taken mean father I was absolutely a non-starter at games. My report for rugby said, 'Nigel's chief contribution is his presence on the field.' I used to pray for rain and sometimes it did rain - and we played anyway. Nigel Rees fields games rain People will say what they want to say, in the way they want to. Nigel Rees want people way It is part of politics to make things look better than they really are. What is a spin doctor but a serial euphemiser? Nigel Rees spin-doctors doctors looks I was broadcast-struck from an early age; I had saved up for a tape recorder and started making programmes. Nigel Rees recorders tape age I got into New College, Oxford. The ethos was that you could work - or not. Nigel Rees ethos college oxford Euphemism in the workplace does not end with job descriptions. It reaches a pusillanimous peak at the other end of the work process - in dismissal. Nigel Rees workplace doe jobs I am only too aware that I am open to Rees's Second Law of Quotation: "However sure you are that you have attributed a quotation correctly, an earlier source will be pointed out to you." Nigel Rees quotations source law How come there's only one Monopolies Commission? Nigel Rees monopoly laughter funny My job involves searching for 'lost' quotations - that is, trying to find out who came up with a quotable saying that lingers in someone's mind and which they wish to use for their own purpose and which they cannot find in conventional dictionaries of quotation. Nigel Rees wish mind jobs You wish to put a positive construction on your deeds and words. Nigel Rees words you construction positive
