Relationships are like farting, If you push too hard things could... by Kevin Hart

Relationships are like farting, If you push too hard things could get messy real fast.

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My goal is to make everyone and anyone a fan. by Kevin Hart

My goal is to make everyone and anyone a fan.

I got a chance to work with Stallone and De Niro - pretty much sums it up for me. You can tell where you're going in your career by the company you keep.

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My goals are so high. by Kevin Hart

My goals are so high.

I think poetry can be a kind of secular way in which people can be led to approach the difficult parts of their life, where there's been loss, where there's sadness of a deep kind. If poetry can help people to be more at ease in expressing even to themselves a lot of the darkness and pain of ordinary human existence, then it's serving some kind of cultural role, perhaps more than a cultural role, perhaps it is serving something of a spiritual role.

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I think death is not simply the last few moments of life, death is something that runs throughout the whole of life. Each of our moments is not only the possibility of affirmation, but it's also we're saying farewell at each moment to something.

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I am capable of holding the quote-unquote 'title' of leading man. Leading man just means people want to see you and assume that you can hold a film, carry a movie.

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Did I try to embarrass other people? Now if it's about other peop... by Kevin Hart

Did I try to embarrass other people? Now if it's about other people, guilty guilty guilty guilty.

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I'm very scary. I'm a menace. by Kevin Hart

I'm very scary. I'm a menace.

My lady makes me do it. I sang Whitney Houston's "Bodyguard". by Kevin Hart

My lady makes me do it. I sang Whitney Houston's "Bodyguard".

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I only wanna go up the steps toward a different level of stardom. The BET Awards was one of those steps, the VMAs was another huge step. And the next step, eventually, hopefully, would be the Oscars.

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I just don't believe people can tame animals. by Kevin Hart

I just don't believe people can tame animals.

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You might be the funniest guy in the world, but if you don't have anything to talk about, people are eventually going to gravitate towards the guy that's actually saying something.

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There's actually a lot of bullshit in my Google search. They killed me in one of them! I died in one of my Google searches.

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I wanna produce, write, and direct my own projects, and eventuall... by Kevin Hart

I wanna produce, write, and direct my own projects, and eventually fund them. I wanna be a mogul.

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You can do the same thing with $20 million that you would do with $50 million. So at a certain point in your life and in your career, you realise that it's not about the money.

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I don't have to change anything. I think that's the secret to comedy. You want to be universal and appeal to everyone.

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Going through my divorce has changed who I am in my understanding of what's good and bad in relationships.

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Some sarcasm is best told simply. Some humor is best told big and... by Kevin Hart

Some sarcasm is best told simply. Some humor is best told big and some is best told small.

When you work hard and you treat people great, regardless of what it is that you're doing, naturally people want to help and do things.

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I don't have to change anything. I think that's the secret to comedy. You want to be universal and appeal to everyone. You want to put yourself in a position that no matter what you're talking about, everyone can relate to it and understand it, because it's an experience that everyone can go through. That's what I pattern my writing material and jokes after. I'm trying to maintain a level of realness that my fans can appreciate.

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