Remember the pain?' thought Artemis. I hate myself. I really do. Eoin Colfer More Quotes by Eoin Colfer More Quotes From Eoin Colfer ...to be injured on this tundra would lead to a quick and painful death—or at the very least abject humiliation before the popping flashes of the tourist season's tail end, which was slightly less painful than a painful death, but lasted longer. Eoin Colfer painful-death tourists tails Can we please focus? We are supposed to be professionals." Holly said. "Not me!" said Orion cheerily, "I'm just a Teenager with hormones running wild and may I say, young fairy lady, they're running wild in your direction. Eoin Colfer teenager focus running A metaphorical weight lifted from his allegorical chest and Artemis Fowl felt himself again. Eoin Colfer metaphorical fowl weight I hear that you were on a date with Trouble Kelp. Are you two planning on building a bivouac any time soon? Eoin Colfer planning trouble two Shut up, Julius! I mean, quiet a moment, Commander. Eoin Colfer fowl quiet mean Victor Vigny: It is like the old fairy tale. The boy saves the princess; they fall in love. He invents a flying machine - along with his dashing teacher, of course. They get married and name thier firstborn after the aforementioned dashing teacher. Conor: I don't recall that fairy tale from the nursery. Victor Vigny: Trust me, It's a classic. Eoin Colfer princess falling-in-love teacher I can grow cameras!" she had shrieked at the Brill brothers during one briefing. "Who's to say that despicable centaur Foaly hasn't succeded in splicing surveillance equiptment to plants? So get rid of all the flowers. Rocks, too. I don't trust them. Sullen little blebers. Eoin Colfer rocks flower brother Now I can do the bolts," she slurred. "I've been trying to focus enough magic all week." The magic shifted and swirled, finally etching a picture in the air. It was a rough picture of Foaly, and he was laughing. I hate you, centaur!" screamed Opal, lunging toward, and then through, the insubstantial image. Her eyes rolled back into her head, and then she collapsed, snoring, on the floor. Artemis straightened his tie. Freud, he was certain, would have a field day with that. Eoin Colfer hate ties eye When you've come face-to-face with the dark side of the school yard, life doesn't hold many surprises. Eoin Colfer yards dark school Her glare was so intense that you completely forgot she was wearing pink. Eoin Colfer glare wearing-pink intense In my experience, boys are predictable. As soon as they think of something, they do it. Girls are smarter—they plan ahead. They think about not getting caught. Eoin Colfer girl boys thinking gold is power-artemis fowl I liked the artemis fowl series because its about a boy genius Eoin Colfer fowl gold boys And it's amazing how much noise people ignoring each other can make. Eoin Colfer noise people Everything rests on the poisoned wine. If it were just the queen, I could force it down her gullet, but Declan Broekhart would run me through with that damned ceremonial sword, and if his wife's stares were daggers, he'd be dead already. Eoin Colfer queens wine running No, mademoiselle, I would not like to see the children's menu. I have no doubt that the children's menu itself tastes better than the meals on it. I would like to order à la carte. Or don't you serve fish to minors? Eoin Colfer doubt order children We're being lead by an idiot with a crayon. Eoin Colfer crayon idiot how does she know it's the right room?' wondered Descant. Oh, I don't know; mabye it's the magical red glow coming from the doorway, or perhaps it's the deafening howl of the temporal winds.' said Mervall. Descant nodded.'You could be right, brother. And don't think I don't know sarcasm when I hear it. Eoin Colfer sarcasm brother thinking Most craft give a nod, however brief and unfriendly, towards beauty. Vogon ships did not nod towards beauty. They pulled on ski masks and mugged beauty in a dark alley They spat in the eye of beauty and bludgeoned their wait through the notions of aesthetics and aerodynamics. Vogon cruisers did not so much travel through space as defile it and toss it aside. Eoin Colfer aerodynamics eye dark The next minute or so was spent howling on the ceiling . Imp No.1 joined in, but he wasn't really feeling it. It shouldn't be "Who do we hate?", he thought, it really should be "whom", but this probably wasn't a good time to bring that up. Eoin Colfer ceilings hate feelings Orion brightened. "I have an idea." "Yes?" said Foaly, daring to hope that a spark of Artemis remained. "Why don't we look for some magic stones that can grant wishes? Or, if that doesn't work, you could search my naked body for some mysterious birthmark that means I am actually the prince of somewhere or other. Eoin Colfer magic mean ideas
