Rock & roll is not so much a question of electric guitars as it is striped pants. David Lee Roth More Quotes by David Lee Roth More Quotes From David Lee Roth The Breakfast of Champions isn't cereal, it's the competition! David Lee Roth championcerealcompetition For the last 30 years, I've been leading a life of crime and international intrigue that's involved 40 stamps in my passport, love affairs, and broken hearts to go with each one of them. You would have to live three lifetimes to catch up with just the allegations that follow me! David Lee Roth brokenheartyears It's not who wants to sleep with you; It's who wants to sleep with you again. David Lee Roth want-to-sleepwantsleep I don't get all the women that I want... I get all the women that want me. David Lee Roth want-mewant Music is like girlfriends to me; I'm continually astonished by the choices other people make. David Lee Roth girlfriendmusichumorous People ask me how far I've come. And I tell them twelve feet: from the audience to the stage. David Lee Roth twelvefeetpeople Give me a glazed doughnut, and a bottle of anything... to go! David Lee Roth doughnutbottlesgiving I used to have a drug problem, but now I have enough money. David Lee Roth moneyinspiringfunny Maybe I'm like acts of Congress or your favorite Chinese restaurant - you don't really want to know what's going on behind the door. I'm a real study in contrast, I expect, looking from without. But it adds up to what you get on stage. David Lee Roth chineserealdoors I think the two most difficult things to deal with in life are failure and success David Lee Roth success-and-failuretwothinking I'm a family man. I personally started 3 or 4 families last year. David Lee Roth lastsmenyears I can teach you to jump up in five seconds-it takes years to learn how to land properly. David Lee Roth teachlandyears You've got to roll with the punches to get to what's real. David Lee Roth real Music journalists love Elvis Costello and hate me because they look like Elvis Costello David Lee Roth hate-mehatelooks The only people who put iced tea in Jack Daniel's bottles is the Clash baby! David Lee Roth teababypeople An ounce of image is worth a pound of performance David Lee Roth murphys-lawperformancespounds The world's a stage, and I want the brightest spot. David Lee Roth stagewantworld I always wanted to be an outrage to public decency and a threat to women. And this is one of the few occupations where you're not only allowed that, but you're encouraged. David Lee Roth outragethreatoccupation I know that people think I'm a party king; but, face it, if I finished the bottle every time I took a drink, I wouldn't be able to do the aerials I do onstage. David Lee Roth partykingsthinking It's always irritated me that people say, 'Where's the action? Oh wow, there's no action here; let's go somewhere else.' These people will never find the action. David Lee Roth wowsomewhere-elsepeople
