Ron: Why spiders? Why couldn't it be "follow the butterflies? by J. K. Rowling

Ron: Why spiders? Why couldn't it be "follow the butterflies?

J. K. Rowling

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They make a fuss about Hogsmeade, but I assure you, Harry, it's not all it's cracked up to be. All right, the sweetshop's rather good, and Zonko's Joke Shop's frankly dangerous, and yes, the Shrieking Shack is always worth a visit, but really, Harry, apart from that, you're not missing anything.

shack dangerous missing

Ah, well, people can be stupid abou' their pets," said Hagrid wis... by J. K. Rowling

Ah, well, people can be stupid abou' their pets," said Hagrid wisely.

stupid pet people

He was tall, thin, and very old, judging by the silver of his hair and beard, which were both long enough to tuck into his belt. He was wearing long robes, a purple cloak that swept the ground, and high-heeled, buckled boots. His blue eyes were light, bright, and sparkling behind half-moon spectacles and his nose was very long and crooked, as though it had been broken at least twice. This man's name was Albus Dumbledore.

eye moon men

A lemon drop. They're a kind of Muggle sweet I'm rather fond of. by J. K. Rowling

A lemon drop. They're a kind of Muggle sweet I'm rather fond of.

muggles kind sweet

You see, I, unlike you, have been made a prefect, which means that I, unlike you, have the power to hand out punishments.” “Yeah,” said Harry, “but you, unlike me, are a git.

punishment mean hands

Children's books aren't textbooks. Their primary purpose isn't supposed to be "Pick this up and it will teach you this." It's not how literature should be. You probably do learn something from every book you pick up, but it might be simply how to laugh.

laughing book children

I love you, Hermione,” said Ron, sinking back, rubbing his eyes wearily. Hermione turned faintly pink, but merely said, “Don’t let Lavender hear you saying that.” “I won’t,” said Ron into his hands. “Or maybe I will . . . then she’ll ditch me . . .

eye love-you hands

Mr. and Mrs. Dursley, of number four, Privet Drive, were proud to say that they were perfectly normal, thank you very much. They were the last people you'd expect to be involved in anything strange or mysterious, because they just didn't hold with such nonsense.

perfectly-normal numbers people

Magic causes as much trouble as it cures. by J. K. Rowling

Magic causes as much trouble as it cures.

magic causes trouble

In the end, love wins. It does win. We know it wins. When a person dies, love isn’t turned off like a faucet. It is an amazingly resilient part of us.

resilient winning doe

Never tickle a sleeping dragon. by J. K. Rowling

Never tickle a sleeping dragon.

harry-potter dragons sleep

Yes, Harry Potter!” said Dobby at once, his great eyes shining with excitement. “And if Dobby does it wrong, Dobby will throw himself off the topmost tower, Harry Potter!” “There won’t be any need for that,” said Harry hastily.

dobby shining eye

Daddy's gone mad, hasn't he? by J. K. Rowling

Daddy's gone mad, hasn't he?

daddy mad gone

Have you any idea how much tyrants fear the people they oppress? by J. K. Rowling

Have you any idea how much tyrants fear the people they oppress?

tyrants people ideas

Look . . . at . . . me. . . . by J. K. Rowling

Look . . . at . . . me. . . .

snape look-at-me looks

Well — I was lucky once, wasn't I?” said Harry, pointing at his scar. “I might get lucky again.

scar lucky might

They don't know we're not allowed to use magic at home. I'm going to have a lot of fun with Dudley this summer.

summer home fun

Clever as I am, I remain just as big a fool as anyone else. by J. K. Rowling

Clever as I am, I remain just as big a fool as anyone else.

fool bigs clever

You can't give a Dementor the old one-two! by J. K. Rowling

You can't give a Dementor the old one-two!

mentor giving two

Why would I go looking for someone I know wants to kill me? by J. K. Rowling

Why would I go looking for someone I know wants to kill me?

kill-me knows want