Since childhood I’d been suspected of imagination Steve Aylett More Quotes by Steve Aylett More Quotes From Steve Aylett A hundred percent of marriages end in divorce, disappearance or death. Steve Aylett divorcehundredends In America, fundamentalist Christians believe the world was created 6,000 years ago - in England people drink in bars that are older than that. Steve Aylett christianbelieveyears Scientists used to do an experiment whereby a dog's repeated reward for performing a task was unaccountably replaced by punishment. The dog, knowing it would be penalized for doing well or doing badly, would become melancholic and inactive. This and other unforeseeable results were funded by taxing up to sixty percent of people's earnings. People became strangely melancholic and inactive Steve Aylett punishmentknowingdog He has been positively growing tusks trying to create a breed of human insect which will continue to live on this accursed planet. Everyone needs a goal. Steve Aylett ambitiongoalhope Sanity’s a virginity of the mind Steve Aylett virginitysanitymind What’s life in this nation? Collect emptiness in a household of cornflakes. Transient fuel gobbles attention, the television aches, the truth walks. Scheme worms welcome your corpse, trap clicks and you’re in heaven, bored rigid Steve Aylett boredattentionheaven How many times does a man have to shave before his chin gets the message? Steve Aylett messagesdoemen One thing you’ll say for skeletons, they’ll always give you a smile. Steve Aylett one-thingskeletonsgiving One golfer a year is hit by lightning. This may be the only evidence we have of God's existence. Steve Aylett lightningmayyears Gun stripping is the tea ceremony of America. Steve Aylett gunteaamerica Originality irritates so obscurely that people may have to evolve to scratch it. Steve Aylett scratchesmaypeople The most amusing thing about a pantomime horse is the necessity of having to shoot it twice. Steve Aylett pantomimeamusinghorse We have truth in order not to die of art. Steve Aylett diesorderart Honesty is the voice that is acceptable in every matter. Steve Aylett honestyvoicematter The optimist sees the future as a rabbit sees the oncoming truck - getting bigger, not closer. Steve Aylett truckbiggerrabbits Satire works in a bunch of specific ways, like a very precisely-geared bomb. It's a bit like something that looks harmless, and you swallow it, but once it's inside you it's too late, and it triggers, blowing up. And it's your specific inner beliefs and faulty arguments that trigger a satire bomb. If your arguments work, the bomb doesn't trigger, it doesn't need to. Steve Aylett too-latelooksneeds Dreams always end before you kill the last person. Steve Aylett lastsendsdream The great thing about being ignored is that you can speak the truth with impunity. Steve Aylett being-ignoredgreat-thingsspeak A sniper is like a genius - it’s not enough to be one, you have to be one at something. Steve Aylett snipersgeniusenough A society will manufacture an image of progress and locate it in the direction it wishes to take us. Steve Aylett progresswish
