So basically, I don't know what I'm talking about. But maybe I do. Jenny McCarthy More Quotes by Jenny McCarthy More Quotes From Jenny McCarthy I figured out something spiritual. Billboard this: 'Life is supposed to be fun!' Jenny McCarthy spiritual life-is fun I know children regress after vaccination because it happened to my own son. Why aren't there any tests out there on the safety of how vaccines are administered in the real world, six at a time? Why have only two of the 36 shots our kids receive been looked at for their relationship to autism? Jenny McCarthy real kids children If you ask 99.9 percent of parents who have children with autism if we'd rather have the measles versus autism, we'd sign up for the measles. Jenny McCarthy autism parent children What is missing from today's dialogue is the effect autism is having on families, our society and what the unknown factors are. 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It's a very slow deli. So I sat around a lot on my stool at the cashier. And I'd sign my autograph on all the bags I'd put the milk in. Just everyday, practice my autograph. And the manager of the store would take some of them and tape them against the wall. And he'd say, "Some day, I'm telling you, it will be worth something." And I'm like 13, going, "Really?!" And when I go back there, he still has them on the wall. It's very cute. Jenny McCarthy wall cute years I don't think I ever said, "I want to be an actress." But for Halloween, I dressed up as a movie star from when I was seven to when I was twelve. The costume was always a long dress, with makeup, and my hair curled, and jewelry on. And the movie star was always Jenny McCarthy. So right there you could see a little pattern. Jenny McCarthy halloween makeup stars The first time I punched in my name and saw how many sites there were, I thought, that's scary. 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