So far, I've only sailed in the Caribbean. I've sailed the Virgin Island and The Grenadines. I liked all that. We charted some really crummy boats in the Grenadines. That made for an exciting sailing trip (laughs) when everything goes well. When everything goes well. When sails rip, engines freeze up and you find there are organisms growing inside the diesel, it's terrible and amazing stuff.

Bill Murray

Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you're donating blood.

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inspirational giving blood

People are like music, some speak the truth and others are just noise.

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Friendship is so weird. You just pick a human you've met and you're like, 'Yep, I like this one,' and you just do stuff with them.

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The more relaxed you are, the better you are at everything: the better you are with your loved ones, the better you are with your enemies, the better you are at your job, the better you are with yourself.

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Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.

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common-sense people needs

Just beat my record for most consecutive days without dying.

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You can tell how boring a person is by the lack of fear in their eyes when someone is flipping through photos on their phone.

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boring phones eye

The secret is to have a sense of yourself, your real self, your unique self. And not just once in a while, or once a day, but all through the day, the week and life.

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unique real self

Every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself.

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hard trying believe

If you have someone that you think is The One, don't just sort of think in your ordinary mind, 'Okay, let's pick a date. Let's plan this and make a party and get married.' Take that person and travel around the world. Buy a plane ticket for the two of you to travel all around the world, and go to places that are hard to go to and hard to get out of. And if when you come back to JFK, when you land in JFK, and you're still in love with that person, get married at the airport.

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Be available for life to happen.

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Don't think about your errors or failures; otherwise, you'll never do a thing.

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errors thinking

Alcohol is really just the liquid version of Photoshop.

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Life is a game, and it's much more fun if you play it as your own game, so stay light and loose and relaxed.

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light games fun

You work, you get paid, you drink.

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Grab this day by the neck and kiss it.

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this-day necks kissing

It's hard to be an artist. It's hard to be anything. It's hard to be.

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hard artist

And I don't like to work. I only like working when I'm working.

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My iPhone has 2 million times the storage of the 1969 Apollo 11 computer. They went to the moon. I throw birds at pig houses

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iphone moon pigs

You can handle just about anything that comes at you out on the road with a believable grin, common sense and whiskey.

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