So I wonder if anything should ever be off limits. Kathy Griffin More Quotes by Kathy Griffin More Quotes From Kathy Griffin I can say whatever I want. So do not bring the kids. It's definitely rated R. Kathy Griffin apologizingwantkids I am in love with Larry David. Kathy Griffin larry I also love Mole, the unsung hero of reality programming. Kathy Griffin molesheroreality I also don't have a desire to be on the A-list. I feel more people can relate to the D-list than the A-list. Kathy Griffin listsdesirepeople I actually have to pick and chose stuff that I know I'm going to bomb at. Kathy Griffin bombsknowsstuff But if something funny happens, I can't resist. I have to tell the people. Kathy Griffin ifshappenspeople Food is my thing, I do not smoke or drink, so food is my vice. Kathy Griffin smokedrinkvices Oh, I constantly say things that I regret. I mortify myself constantly. But that's just part of the deal. I'm not really sure what's going to come out of my mouth. Kathy Griffin i-regretregretmouths Well, my whole thing with gossip is I couldn't care less if it's true. Kathy Griffin gossipwellscare A lot of stars don't have a sense of humor. Kathy Griffin sense-of-humorstarshumor The great thing about celebrity culture is that they can't seem to stop themselves from displaying their ridiculous behaviour. I feel it's my job as a serious investigative journalist to witness all kinds of behaviour and then report back to the audience through the prism of my own anger and bitterness. Kathy Griffin bitternessangerjobs I love to work. I love doing standup. Kathy Griffin I'm a female in comedy, so of course I want there to be more women on 'SNL', and women of color. Kathy Griffin femalecolorwant I'm not somebody who no matter where I go there are paparazzi or any of that nonsense. But I have a little window into that world and I can enter it and dance around. I want to be the audience's ticket into the party. Kathy Griffin ticketspartyworld I hate it, it is tedious... when I write for my act, it is very improvisational, I write bullet points, I cannot sit in front of a computer; that is not my style. Kathy Griffin stylehatewriting My friend Anderson Cooper is the scion of one of America's great shipping and railroad families, the Vanderbilts. Kathy Griffin vanderbiltrailroadsamerica It was a nightmare having cameras in the house 10 hours a day for a month. Kathy Griffin camerasmonthshouse The thing that bums me out about 'The Real World' is I don't want to believe that teenagers are that stupid. Kathy Griffin teenagerrealstupid I'm not an artist. I tell inappropriate stories and jokes and I try to make people laugh. Kathy Griffin artistlaughingpeople Well, I think that when I perform on the road I always thank the audience for buying a ticket because it's a big deal to buy a ticket for a live entertainment, get a baby-sitter and pay for the meal, the parking, whatever. Kathy Griffin entertainmentbabythinking
