Sometimes I think my soul is full of weeds! Charles M. Schulz More Quotes by Charles M. Schulz More Quotes From Charles M. Schulz Sometimes I lie awake at night, and wonder if my life would be different if I had to do it over... Then a voice comes to me out of the dark that says, "boy, there's an original thought! Charles M. Schulz dark boys lying Sometimes I wonder how you can stand being just a dog..." "You play with the cards you're dealt... Whatever that means. Charles M. Schulz cards-youre-dealt dog mean How can we lose when we're so sincere? Charles M. Schulz sincere loses See the valentine I made for Linus? On the inside, I wrote, To my sweet babboo." "He says he's not your sweet babboo." "What does he know? Charles M. Schulz valentine doe sweet A bean bag is a perfect place to sulk. You can sink way down deep, and sulk for hours... You only have to stick your head up once in a while... to see if anybody cares. Charles M. Schulz bags care perfect Why is it that you don't love me?" "Sometimes I wish I knew..." "Don't anybody tell him!! Charles M. Schulz you-dont-love-me wish sometimes That stupid Charlie Brown! He had the nerve to say I'm not perfect!" "So I suppose you hit him, huh?" "Rats! I knew I forgot something! Charles M. Schulz nerves stupid perfect My grandfather has been very depressed lately. He just doesn't know what to do. He says it's late in the game, and he's afraid that life has him beaten." "Tell him to take out the goalie. Charles M. Schulz goalies grandfather games Why me, lord? Don't answer that! Charles M. Schulz why-me lord answers Soon Hansel and Gretel came to a little cottage. When they got quite near, they saw that the little house was made of bread and roofed with cake. The windows were transparent sugar." "There must not have been a very strict building code. Charles M. Schulz cottages cake house I fall in love with any girl who smells of library paste. Charles M. Schulz smell falling-in-love girl Mom put a note in my lunch again, I see... Dear son, I hope you will study hard in summer school... Do not look upon it as a punishment, but rather as a privilege... We are very proud of you, and want you to have a good education. This note will self-destruct in five seconds. Charles M. Schulz mom summer school The rain washed away my pitcher's mound... I'm a pitcher without a mound... I'm a lost soul... I'm like a politician out of office." "Or a sailor without an ocean..." "Or a boy without a girl. Charles M. Schulz girl ocean rain Love is a letter on pink stationery. Charles M. Schulz best-love letters love-is Never set your stomach for a jelly-bread sandwich until you're sure there's some jelly! Charles M. Schulz jelly sandwiches bread Your stupidity is appalling!" "Most stupidity is! Charles M. Schulz stupidity Why are you standing here, Charlie Brown?" "I'm waiting for that little red-haired girl to walk by... I'm going to say hello to her and ask her how she's enjoying her summer vacation, and just sort of talk to her... You know..." "You'll never do it, Charlie Brown... You'll panic..." "Besides that, she's already walked by! Charles M. Schulz vacation girl summer Dear Santa Claus, just a last note before you take off. I hope you have a nice trip. Don't forget to fasten your seat belt. Charles M. Schulz santa lasts nice What's that?" "It looks like something from Linus... It is! He sent me a little birch-bark canoe from camp! He said he made it himself... Sometimes I think I don't deserve a nice brother like Linus..." "I have often thought the same thing." "Dear Linus, please send me another canoe. The first one broke when I threw it at Charlie Brown. Charles M. Schulz nice brother thinking Every night it's the same... I have supper in my red dish and drinking water in my yellow dish... Tonight I think I'll have my supper in the yellow dish and my drinking water in the red dish. Life is too short not to live it up a little! Charles M. Schulz life-is-too-short drinking thinking