Stupidity has a certain charm - ignorance does not. Frank Zappa More Quotes by Frank Zappa More Quotes From Frank Zappa I like to watch the news, because I don't like people very much and when you watch the news... if you ever had an idea that people were really terrible, you could watch the news and know that you're right. Frank Zappa watchespeopleideas The bassoon is one of my favorite instruments. It has a medieval aroma, like the days when everything used to sound like that. Some people crave baseball...I find this unfathomable, but I can easily understand why a person could get excited about playing the bassoon. Frank Zappa aromabaseballpeople The more boring a child is, the more the parents, when showing off the child, receive adulation for being good parents — because they have a tame child-creature in their house. Frank Zappa parenthousechildren The closer you are, the brighter the flames in my heart. Frank Zappa flamesheartromantic I wrote a song about dental floss but did anyone's teeth get cleaner? Frank Zappa dental-flossteethsong Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are? Frank Zappa millionspeoplethinking Anything Anytime Anyplace For No Reason At All (or AAAFNRAA) Frank Zappa no-reasonreason who are the brain police? Frank Zappa policebrain Modern music is people who can't think signing artists who can't write songs to make records for people who can't hear. Frank Zappa artistwritingsong You can't always write a chord ugly enough to say what you want to say, so sometimes you have to rely on a giraffe filled with whipped cream. Frank Zappa atheismwritingbeauty Drugs will turn you into your parents. Frank Zappa turnsdrugparent The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own” “Stupidity has a certain charm - ignorance does not” “My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can” “It would be easier to pay off the national debt overnight than to neutralize the long-range effects of our national stupidity” “Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff. Frank Zappa ignorancerealchildren Science is moving closer to weaponry, and Art is moving closer to commercialism. And never the twain shall meet. Frank Zappa weaponryartmoving We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy. Frank Zappa mental-healthcrazyparent On a personal level, Freaking Out is a process whereby an individual casts off outmoded and restricting standards of thinking, dress, and social etiquette in order to express creatively his relationship to his immediate environment and the social structure as a whole. Frank Zappa levelsorderthinking Nobody looks good bent over. Especially to pick up a check. Frank Zappa bentcheckslooks Don't eat the yellow snow. Frank Zappa snowboardingyellowsnow Don't forget to vote. Frank Zappa voteforget The establishment of a rating system, voluntary or otherwise, opens the door to an endless parade of moral quality control programs based on things certain Christians do not like. What if the next bunch of Washington wives demands a large yellow J on all material written or performed by Jews, in order to save helpless children from exposure to concealed Zionist doctrine? Frank Zappa christiandoorschildren I'll give you a simple formula for straightening out the problems of the United States. First, you tax the churches. You take the tax off of capital gains and the tax off of savings. You decriminalize all and tax them same way as you do alcohol. You decriminalize . You make gambling legal. That will put the budget back on the road to recovery, and you'll have plenty of tax revenue coming in for all of your social programs, and to run the army. Frank Zappa recoveryarmyrunning
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