Quotes by Dental Floss I wrote a song about dental floss but did anyone's teeth get cleaner? Frank Zappa dental-floss teeth song Moving to Montana soon, gonna be a dental floss tycoon. Frank Zappa dental-floss work moving A person of good intelligence and of sensitivity cannot exist in this society very long without having some anger about the inequality - and it's not just a bleeding-heart, knee-jerk, liberal kind of a thing - it is just a normal human reaction to a nonsensical set of values where we have cinnamon flavored dental floss and there are people sleeping in the street. George Carlin dental-floss sleep heart YOU COULD LOCK the Gasman in a padded cell with some dental floss and a bowl of Jell-O, and he'd find a way to make something to explode. James Patterson dental-floss locks cells No wonder he has such nice teeth. They probably pay him in dental floss. Janette Rallison dental-floss teeth nice ....You should keep dental floss on you at all times; when your eyesight goes, quit driving; don't keep too many secrets, eventually they'll eat away at you. But the most valuable lesson he taught me was this: Every day we get older, and some of us get wiser, but there's no end to our evolution. We are all a mess of contradictions; some of our traits work for us, some against us. And this is what I figured out on my own: Over the course of a lifetime, people change, but not as much as you'd think. Nobody really grows up. Lisa Lutz dental-floss growing-up thinking We are all a mess of contradictions; some of our traits work for us, some against us. Lisa Lutz dental-floss mess contradiction But the most valuable lesson he taught me was this: Every day we get older, and some of us get wiser, but there's no end to our evolution. We are all a mess of contradictions; some of our traits work for us, some against us. Lisa Lutz dental-floss taught lessons Trying to figure out God is like trying to catch a fish in the Pacific Ocean with an inch of dental floss. Matt Chandler dental-floss ocean trying I don't get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe. Morgan Freeman dental-work dental-floss thinking Would I rather be dental floss or a toothbrush? is that a question? Um, I would actually rather be floss, I think, if I was using me. Because I don't really floss enough. Rachel McAdams dental-floss enough thinking Of course I'm funky like fat people having intercourse. Redman dental-floss rap people When we hear a Mozart piano concerto today, we're most likely to hear the piano part played on a modern concert grand. In the hands of a professional pianist, such a piano can bury the strings and the winds and hold its own against the brass. But Mozart wasn't composing for a nine-foot-long, thousand-pound piano; he was composing for a five-and-a-half-foot-long, hundred-and-fifty-pound piano built from balsa wood and dental floss. Robert Greenberg dental-floss wind hands My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. Rodney Dangerfield dental-floss kitchen wife