Talk to the guys that ain't doing nothing, don't talk to me. I just want eight guys out there with me who want to play. Shaquille O'Neal More Quotes by Shaquille O'Neal More Quotes From Shaquille O'Neal Some things you just can't question. Like you can't question why two plus two is four. So don't question it, don't try to look it up. I don't know who made it, all I know is it was put in my head that two plus two is four. So certain things happen. Why does it rain? Why am I so sexy? I don't know. Shaquille O'Neal sexybasketballrain I don't believe in pressure. Pressure is when you don't know where your next meal is coming from. Shaquille O'Neal nbabasketballbelieve There was a kid that had five brothers and sisters, and the family was missing for like five days. I was watching TV, they [found each other] and now they're in San Antonio. So I bought them a little apartment in San Antonio. But I'm doing stuff like that all over. Shaquille O'Neal basketballbrotherkids Kobe always tried to be a hero. But you know, as the saying goes, a hero ain't nothing but a sandwich. Shaquille O'Neal lakersbasketballhero I really get motivated when I have doubters. Shaquille O'Neal motivateddoubtersbasketball If you don't stick to simplicity, you'll die a horrible death. Shaquille O'Neal lakerssimplicitybasketball My secret? See it, and stay focused on it. Shaquille O'Neal focusbasketballsecret I'm going to be on a mission. I've handled my personal vendettas and handled them well. Every challenge you put in front of me, I've handled it, dismantled it - ate them, dropped them off in the bathroom and flushed them away. Shaquille O'Neal bathroombasketballchallenges As my great friend Aristotle said, 'If you cannot command, you must learn to listen.' I'm not the hierarchy here. I am a worker bee. Shaquille O'Neal hierarchybasketballhere-i-am I think I'm the only player who looks at each and every center and says to myself, 'That's barbecued chicken down there.' Shaquille O'Neal basketballplayerthinking I just want everyone to know I'm suing Ruben Studdard. He had his hand on my ass and he wouldn't let go. Shaquille O'Neal basketballletting-gohands Pluto is not a planet, but I am. Shaquille O'Neal plutoplanetsbasketball I would like to be referred to as 'The Big Aristotle'. Shaquille O'Neal bigsbasketball Because I grew up with a drill sergeant in my life, I respect order and it really gave me the discipline to be a leader and not a follower. It also helped me stay out of trouble. Shaquille O'Neal disciplinebasketballorder Y'all reporters like my quotes, don't you. Yeah, my quotes are Shaqalicious. Shaquille O'Neal nbayeahmedia I'm on a mission. And I know the older I get, I may lose a step or two, but it's all up in the medulla oblongata. I've got a lot up there. I've got a lot of knowledge... in this medulla oblongata. Shaquille O'Neal basketballmaytwo It's sort of like in the movie The Karate Kid when Daniel said he needed Mr. Miyagi. And Mr. Miyagi gave him that confidence to believe he really didn't. These guys think they really need me right now, but they don't. When I come back, we'll all need each other to step up our games and do what needs to be done. Shaquille O'Neal basketballbelievekids I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok. Shaquille O'Neal moneybasketballfunny You guys make the rules up, so a foul is a foul. It doesn't matter if a guy is bigger and stronger. It's not my fault I ate my Frosted Flakes when I was little, and you ate Wheaties. Shaquille O'Neal nbastrongerguy Opinions are like belly buttons; everybody has one. I never knock a man for his opinion. Shaquille O'Neal nbabasketballmen
