That's a sure sign someone is going crazy - when he refers to himself in the third person, talks in low tones, and walks around wearing shades all day!

Chris Rock

Categorized in : Crazy Shade Tone

I wanna apologize to the Academy. I wanna apologize to all my fellow nominees, this is a beautiful moment and I'm not crying for winning an award. It's not about winning an award for me, it's about being able to shine light on all of the people.

Jada's mad her man Will Smith was not nominated for' Concussion.' i get it. It's not fair that Will Smith was this good and didn't get nominated. It's also not fair that Will Smith was paid $ 20 million for [ the 1999 film ]' Wild Wild West.'.

That was a nice one.

Me, Sandler, Spade and Farley — we shared an office at‘Saturday Night Live,’ we called it a dorm. We’re friends to this day. I love those guys.

This looks like one of the last times I saw Chris alive, i would see him one more time when I did a gig in Chicago. We tried to hang out afterwards, but … I don’t know if you’ve ever really hung out with an addict. Towards the end, anything that isn’t the drug is a chore.

I hosted the first episode this season. That feels like six years ago, here's how messed up the world was when I hosted, okay ? I wanted Kanye West to be the musical guest and he couldn't do Kanye West because he was running for president.

I just want to say,' My heart goes out to Covid,'.

It's the kids who really aren't wearing a mask, and you know, it's sad, it's sad that our health has become, you know, a sort of political issue ... It's a status symbol, almost, to not wear a mask.

So many great directors nominated this year ! i don't know, Chris Rock. I thought there was something missing.

I wouldn't miss this for the world ! My kids love Lizzo.