The audience is the best judge of anything. They cannot be lied to. Truth brings them closer. A moment that lags - they're gonna cough. Barbra Streisand More Quotes by Barbra Streisand More Quotes From Barbra Streisand My biggest nightmare is I'm driving home and get sick and go to hospital. I say: 'Please help me.' And the people say: 'Hey, you look like...' And I'm dying while they're wondering whether I'm Barbra Streisand. Barbra Streisand sick home people I don't care what you say about me. Just be sure to spell my name wrong. Barbra Streisand spells care names I'm not weird, just different from people who aren't different. Barbra Streisand different people Success to me is having ten honeydew melons and eating only the top half of each slice. Barbra Streisand ice-cream congratulations success I was a personality before I became a person - I am simple, complex, generous, selfish, unattractive, beautiful, lazy and driven. Barbra Streisand selfish simple beautiful Why is it people who want the truth never believe it when they hear it? Barbra Streisand truth believe reality What reaches an audience is honesty. If you're saying something truthful that's supposed to be a funny line, it's going to be funny. And if it's supposed to be a serious line, it's going to be serious. But, I don't think there's a distinction between how you play drama or comedy, if it's based in the truth. Barbra Streisand honesty drama thinking Life's too short. Start with Dessert! Barbra Streisand short-life life-is-too-short life-is-short How I wish we lived in a time when laws were not necessary to safeguard us from discrimination. Barbra Streisand racism law time I want the best product for my audience, and if I don't care 100%, who will? It's my name, my likeness that goes out there. Barbra Streisand care names want I just don't want to be hampered by my own limitations. Barbra Streisand my-own limits want The idea of a liberal media bias is simply a myth. If only it were true, we might have a more humane, open-minded, and ultimately effective public debate on the issues facing the country. Barbra Streisand media country ideas Myths are a waste of time. They prevent progression. Barbra Streisand progression wasting-time waste Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? Barbra Streisand success inspirational funny There is nothing more important in life than love. Barbra Streisand important love I arrived in Hollywood without having my nose fixed, my teeth capped, or my name changed. That is very gratifying to me. Barbra Streisand hollywood names history I'm a work in progress. Barbra Streisand work-in-progress progress The moral immune system of this country has been weakened and attacked, and the AIDS virus is the perfect metaphor for it. The malignant neglect of the last twelve years has led to breakdown of our country's immune system, environmentally, culturally, politically, spiritually and physically. Barbra Streisand perfect country years Why is it men are permitted to be obsessed about their work, but women are only permitted to be obsessed about men? Barbra Streisand strong-women women men I tell you what I envy about people in love - I'd love it if someone knew me I mean really knew me. What I like what I'm afraid of what kind of toothpaste I use." - Rose Morgan Barbra Streisand envy mean people
