The civi service is a place where, in the stairs, those who arrive late bump into those who leave early! Fabrice More Quotes by Fabrice More Quotes From Fabrice Never judge people based on their company. Take Judas, for example; he had irreprochable friends! Fabrice Bachelors know more about women than married men; if it wasn't the case, they would have married too Fabrice God once said :"You have to share: the rich will have the food and the poor will have... appetite". Fabrice I dont't like to be at home; to such an extent that when someone tells me "make yourself at home!", I go back home... Fabrice I prefer a good beer which makes me piss to a woman who pisses me off ! Fabrice I'm a civil servant and my wife doesn't work either!... Fabrice Mozart was so precocious that, at the age of 35, he was already dead! Fabrice Once resuscitated, Christ first appeared to women for the news to spread faster! Fabrice The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can usually see better than he can think! (unknown) Fabrice The unluckiest man in the world was Youri Gagarin: he left from Russia, revolved seventeen times around the word to fall in Russia again!... Fabrice To be thought to be a moron to the eyes of an idiot is a gourmet's sensual delight! Fabrice Water may become increasingly scarce and precious...; that's why I drink beer! Fabrice Pupils had to create a rhyme for today's lesson. When it's his turn, Gilbert goes: "I was in the pond behind the hillocks and I had water up to my knees!" Teacher:"Interesting Gilbert, but that doesn't rhyme!" Gilbert:"I know it doesn't and I'm sorry Mrs Walter, but it's not my fault if there wasn't enough water!" Fabrice A Scottish, mopping his brow with his kilt was accused of indecent exposure! Fabrice Artichoke is a real dish for the poor..; it's the only one that, when you have finished eating, you have more in your plate than when you started. (Michel Colucci known as Coluche) Fabrice I'm neither for nor against, on the contrary! Fabrice If voting would change anything, it would be forbidden for a long time! Fabrice It's always the same authors who are quoted; it's not surprising that they are famous!... Fabrice Studies are freaking expensive! And yet I was careful... I was one of those who studied the less! (Miche colucci known as Coluche) Fabrice Technocrats are guys whom, when you ask them a question and when they have finished answering, you don't understand the question you asked any more! (Michel Colucci known as Coluche) Fabrice
