The entire universe is working against me. I can't believe the entire universe could be that foolish! Craig Reucassel More Quotes by Craig Reucassel More Quotes From Craig Reucassel The difference between being able to understand something and inventing it in the first place... is called genius. Craig Reucassel differencesablegenius Organizations like the ACLU fought and won the good fight back in the 1960's, but it's clear that nowadays they've run out of useful things to do since they now spend most of their time defending the scum of the Earth from getting what they rightly deserve. Craig Reucassel scum-of-the-earthfightingrunning When anarchy is declared, the first thing we do, let's kill all the anarchists. Craig Reucassel anarchylineslaw When shooting in the dark, it is a good idea to use a machine gun. Craig Reucassel gundarkideas If the shoe fits, it is probably worn out. Craig Reucassel fitshoesboots I wonder if those people shown protesting the deployment of nuclear weapons to western Europe during the Reagan era are feeling appropriately stupid today. 'Please don't take away our precious Soviet Union! - We demand the annihilation of all life on Earth!' Craig Reucassel stupideuropepeople Think Tank, noun: The shower. Craig Reucassel nounstanksthinking It's funny how most activists are pacifists. Craig Reucassel activistlifefunny Power interrupts. Uninterruptible power interrupts absolutely. Craig Reucassel Supermarket automatic doors open for me; therefore, I am. Craig Reucassel supermarketsdoors The Thought Police: To censor and protect. Craig Reucassel thought-policeprotectpolice 1 + 1 = 2. Everything else is derived. Craig Reucassel Anything on paper is obsolete! Craig Reucassel obsoletepaper Even IBM can't stand in the way of progress... for more than a decade. Craig Reucassel ibmprogressway I think; therefore, I am the center of the universe. Craig Reucassel center-of-the-universeuniversethinking The exchange rate between first-world lives and third-world lives in disaster stories in the media is about 50:1. Craig Reucassel mediastoriesfirsts Now is the time for all good men to run like hell. Craig Reucassel good-manrunningmen The only thing that is obscene is censorship. Craig Reucassel obscenecensorship It's a bit odd that nobody seems to be using the correct technical term to describe organized Islamic terrorists. They are not a faction of a religion or a social movement. They are a cult. A suicide cult. Craig Reucassel islamicmovementsuicide In order for a man to be truly evil, he must be a woman. Craig Reucassel evilmenorder
