The Internet makes everything much less mysterious. Maria Bamford More Quotes by Maria Bamford More Quotes From Maria Bamford I was raised in Duluth, Minnesota, where you never say that you're cold, or that you're suffering, and you listen politely to people, even if you disagree with them completely. Then you say passive-aggressive things later. Maria Bamford neveryousufferingpeople The bigger the crowds get, the more nervous I get. I actually am very comfortable with a half-filled room of people who are slightly disinterested and are irritated at a Barnes & Noble. Maria Bamford roommorenervouspeople When I'm up on stage and do a joke, half the people interpret it one way and half of them interpret it the way I want them to. Maria Bamford jokewantpeopleway I have a hard time with interviews, because I'd rather hear about the interviewer. Maria Bamford hearabouthardtime I've learned from my pets that it's okay to sit around, and people don't love you any less if you sit around all the time. In fact they might love you more, 'cos they always know where you're always going to be: you're always going to be laying in bed. Maria Bamford youtimelovepeople I'm sort of shy, and Twitter feels like chatting all day with a group. I like to follow people. I'm following Joel Osteen, Steve Martin, and an anonymous purple egg - just to see where they go with it. Maria Bamford daygroupshypeople It's always the compliments from people you love that mean so much. Maria Bamford youalwayslovepeople I love that vision-board thing where you cut out pictures that resonate with you so they'll manifest. I've done that since I was three; I cut out pictures of ladies from the JCPenney catalog. Maria Bamford picturesyoudonelove I'd like to create a lovable character for schizophrenia; it doesn't have a celebrity spokesperson because by the time somebody's schizophrenic they've lost all their teeth. Maria Bamford teethlosttimecharacter
