The Mars Polar Lander cost the average American the price of half a cheeseburger. A human lander would cost the average American more - perhaps even ten cheeseburgers! So be it. That is no great sacrifice. Jonah Goldberg More Quotes by Jonah Goldberg More Quotes From Jonah Goldberg The government cannot love you, and any politics that works on a different assumption is destined for no good. Jonah Goldberg government different love-you The suggestion that liberals aren't moralizers is so preposterous it makes it hard for me to take any of them seriously when they wax indignant about "moralizers." Almost every day, they tell us what is moral or immoral to think and to say about race, taxes, abortion - you name it. They explain it would be immoral for me to spend more of my own money on my own children when that money could be spent by government on other people's children. In short, they think moralizing is fine. They just want to have a monopoly on the franchise. Jonah Goldberg race children thinking [Libertarianism] is about curbing state power to let people be and do what they want. Liberalism is about using state power to make people do and be what liberals want. And that makes all the difference in the world. Jonah Goldberg differences people world Someone once noted that a 'gaffe' in Washington is when a politician accidentally tells the truth. Jonah Goldberg politician political telling-the-truth Facts are mere speed bumps on the road to lefty moral outrage. Jonah Goldberg lefties bumps facts America's political system used to be about the pursuit of happiness. Now More and more of us want to stop chasing it and have it delivered. Jonah Goldberg pursuit-of-happiness political america Look, I think liberals have reasonable gripes with Fox News. It does lean to the right, primarily in its opinion programming but also in its story selection (which is fine by me) and elsewhere. But it's worth remembering that Fox is less a bastion of ideological conservatism and more a populist, tabloidy network. Jonah Goldberg doe looks thinking Cultures grow on the vine of tradition. Jonah Goldberg vines tradition culture Simply because the nanny-state wants to hug you doesn't mean it's not tyrannical if you don't want to be hugged. Jonah Goldberg nannies hug mean The Founders understood that democracy was important, but if you didn't filter it through a republican system you'd be just as likely to end up with a tyranny of the majority as you would with a healthy society. Don't worry, I won't quote the Federalist Papers, but trust me, it's in there. Jonah Goldberg democracy healthy worry One of the overriding points of Liberal Fascism is that all of the totalitarian "isms" of the left commit the fallacy of the category error. They all want the state to be something it cannot be. They passionately believe the government can love you, that the state can be your God or your church or your tribe or your parent or your village or all of these things at once. Conservatives occasionally make this mistake, libertarians never do, liberals almost always do. Jonah Goldberg mistake love-you believe If there is ever a fascist takeover in America, it will come not in the form of storm troopers kicking down doors but with lawyers and social workers saying. "I'm from the government and I'm here to help. Jonah Goldberg government doors america I think there needs to be a meeting to set an agenda for more meetings about meetings. Jonah Goldberg agendas needs thinking If you think shrinking government and getting it less involved in your life is a hallmark of tyranny it is only because you are either grotesquely ignorant or because you subscribe to a statist ideology that believes the expansion of the state is the expansion of liberty. Jonah Goldberg government believe thinking Keep Hope alive, particularly if Hope is the name of a very cute puppy and not some ill-defined abstraction that is in fact code for big government. Jonah Goldberg government names cute Hypocrisy is bad, but it's not the worst vice in the world. If I declared “murder is wrong” and then killed somebody, I would hope that the top count against me would be homicide, not hypocrisy. Liberal elites ' particularly in Hollywood ' believe that hypocrisy is the gravest sin in the world, which is why they advocate their own lifestyles for the entire world: Sleep with whomever you want, listen to your own instincts, be true to yourself, blah, blah, blah. Our fear of hypocrisy is forcing us to live in a world where gluttons are fine, so long as they champion gluttony. Jonah Goldberg hypocrisy sleep believe Christian socialism”). This is a difficult concept for modern liberals to grasp because they are used to thinking of the progressives as the people who cleaned up the food supply, pushed through the eight hour workday, and ended child labor. But liberals often forget that the progressives were imperialists, at home and abroad. They were the authors of Prohibition, the Palmer Raids, eugenics, loyalty oaths, and, in its modern incarnation, what many call “state capitalism. Jonah Goldberg loyalty christian children When I see hipsters wearing Mao hats or Lenin T-shirts, I'm grateful. It's like truth-in-labeling. For now I know you are: Woefully ignorant, morally stunted, purposively asinine, or all three. Jonah Goldberg hipster ignorant grateful A rising economic tide is bad for people who live off of the poverty of others. Jonah Goldberg tides poverty people It was in the 1960s that the left convinced itself that there is something fascistic about patriotism and something perversely "patriotic" about running down America. Anti-Americanism - a stand-in for hatred of Western civilization - became the stuff of sophisticates and intellectuals as never before. Flag burners became the truest "patriots" because dissent - not just from partisan politics, but the American project itself - became the highest virtue. Jonah Goldberg patriotic running america