The older I get, the less time I want to spend with the part of the human race that didn't marry me. Robert Breault More Quotes by Robert Breault More Quotes From Robert Breault There are things I have wanted so long that I would only consent to have them if I could keep wanting them. Robert Breault consentphilosophicallong If you keep rephrasing the question, it gradually becomes the answer. Robert Breault wise-wordsproblemanswers Seize every opportunity along the way, for how sad it would be if the road you chose became the road not taken. Robert Breault takenwould-beopportunity In the end you don't so much find yourself as you find someone who knows who you are. Robert Breault finding-yourselfendsknows There are more martyrs to nonsense than truth, truth preferring missionaries. Robert Breault martyrnonsensetruth Do not mistake probability for truth, for it is a notorious liar. Robert Breault truthmistakeliars A vacation trip is one-third pleasure, fondly remembered, and two-thirds aggravation, entirely forgotten. Robert Breault vacationaggravationtwo Man, in his sensitivity, does not give names to animals he intends to eat but goes on giving names to children he intends to send to war. Robert Breault animalwarchildren All is illusion, although as long as there's an illusion that the kids need to be fed, all might as well be reality. Robert Breault longkidsreality The trouble with selfish motives is that they harden into principles, and you end up sending your kids to war for them. Robert Breault selfishwarkids Never ask, "What reason do I have to be happy?" Instead ask, "To what purpose can I attach my happiness? Robert Breault askspurposereason There is a purpose to our lives that each day tugs at our sleeve as an annoying distraction. Robert Breault annoyingeach-daypurpose You can accept reality, or you can persist in your purpose until reality accepts you. Robert Breault acceptingpurposereality Name the season’s first hurricane Zelda and fool Mother Nature into calling it a year. Robert Breault mothernamesyears Some have been to the mountain. I have been to my knees by the side of my bed. Robert Breault mountainbedprayer According to science, the universe began as a swirl of gas that, as it cooled, spun off the Ten Commandments. Robert Breault swirlsspunreligion When there is hell to pay, it is usually cheaper to pay it than to finance an endless purgatory. Robert Breault hellresponsibilitypay If an artist has talent, he needs no other critic. Robert Breault criticismartistneeds All your life you pretend to be someone else, and it turns out that you were someone else pretending to be you. Robert Breault be-youpretendingturns Better you don't search for who you are until you know who it is you want to find. Robert Breault who-you-areknowswant
