The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. Groucho Marx More Quotes by Groucho Marx More Quotes From Groucho Marx Why should I do anything for posterity? What has posterity ever done for me? Groucho Marx I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception. Groucho Marx Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped. Groucho Marx I like my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while. Groucho Marx You are only as old as the woman you feel. Groucho Marx From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. Groucho Marx I aughta join a club and beat you over the head with it. Groucho Marx I have nothing but confidence in you. And very little of that. Groucho Marx I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER. Groucho Marx I won't belong to any organization that would have me as a member. Groucho Marx I worked myself up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty. Groucho Marx I worked myself up from nothing to extreme poverty. Groucho Marx If i cannot smoke in heaven, then i shall not go. Groucho Marx Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. Groucho Marx Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member. Groucho Marx There is one way to find out if a man is honest; ask him! If he says yes you know he's crooked. Groucho Marx Women should be obscene and not heard. Groucho Marx
