The sign read MOUSE PASS GAS Frank: "That's wrong by Rick Riordan

The sign read MOUSE PASS GAS Frank: "That's wrong

Rick Riordan

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I headed towards the mountain, which was an almost irresistible beacon to my storm self. It glowed with heat, pressure, and turbulence—everything a little dust devil like me could want.

storm dust self

They know they’ve won,” Carter guessed. “They’re making a show of it.” “Yes,” Amos said. “Well, let’s blow up the boats or something!” I said. Amos looked at me. “Is that your strategy, honestly?

boat strategy blow

A giant vulture with a girl hanging from its feet tends to attrac... by Rick Riordan

A giant vulture with a girl hanging from its feet tends to attract attention.

giants girl feet

Most of Set’s forces were running towards our boat, screaming and throwing rocks (which tended to fall down and hit them, but no one says demons are bright).

rocks running fall

I heard Amos yell, “For Brooklyn!” It was an odd battle cry. by Rick Riordan

I heard Amos yell, “For Brooklyn!” It was an odd battle cry.

brooklyn cry battle

I was a fight to the death, and I felt great. by Rick Riordan

I was a fight to the death, and I felt great.

Back up shall we? When my brother, the crazy chicken warrior, turned into a falcon and went up the pyramid’s chimney with his new friend, the fruit bat, he left me playing nurse to two very wounded people—which I didn’t appreciate, and which I wasn’t particularly good at.

warrior crazy brother

Set screamed something in Ancient Egyptian. I was fairly sure it wasn’t a compliment. “I will rend your limbs from their sockets!” he shouted. “I will—” “Die?” Carter suggested.

ancient egyptian compliment

Desjardins was literally fuming. His tattered robes still smoked from battle. (Carter says I shouldn’t mention that his pink boxer shorts were showing, but they were!)

boxers shorts battle

I can’t believe Sadie’s going to let me have the last word. Our experience together must’ve really taught her something. Ow, she just hit me. Never mind.

mind together believe

If anybody felt worse than I did, it was Amos. I had just enough magic to turn myself into a falcon and him into a hamster (hey, I was rushed!)

hey magic enough

You are one freaking awesome baboon. by Rick Riordan

You are one freaking awesome baboon.

I missed him so much I would sometimes turn to tell him something before I forgot he was gone. In spite of all that, and all the emotion boiling around inside me, all I could think of to say was: “You’re blue.

gone blue thinking

What are you?” She demanded. “My dad? Osiris? Are you even alive?” Dad looked at Anubis. “What did I tell you about her? Fiercer than Ammit, I said.” “You didn’t need to tell me that.” Anubis’s face was grave. “I’ve learned to fear that sharp tongue.” Sadie looked outraged. “Excuse me?

anubis osiris dad

Ma’at demands a leader.” “Yeah so I’ve heard. by Rick Riordan

Ma’at demands a leader.” “Yeah so I’ve heard.

demand yeah leader

Sadie got up and kissed Amos on the forehead. “Leave it to us, Uncle. I’ve got a plan.” “That,” I said, “sounds like very bad news.

news uncles sound

I'm not usually an eavesdropper,but i dare you to try not listening if you hear your best friend talking about you to an adult.

listening trying talking

I had nightmares about what Poseidon might turn me into if I were on the verge of death-plankton maybe." -Percy Jackson

poseidon nightmare might

The gods need heroes. They always have. by Rick Riordan

The gods need heroes. They always have.

dionysus hero needs

Whathat!" Tyson gasped. "Those are the stables for the pegasi," I replied, "You know, winged horses?" "Whasthat!" "Um... those are the toilets.

tyson horse toilets