There are only two things to remember. Number one...Don't Stop, a... by Frank Zappa

There are only two things to remember. Number one...Don't Stop, and number two...Keep Going!

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While your children are sleeping, your puppy is crappin'. by Frank Zappa

While your children are sleeping, your puppy is crappin'.

sleep animal children

Only thirteen, and she knows how to nasty. by Frank Zappa

Only thirteen, and she knows how to nasty.

thirteen nasty reality

Outdoors for me is walking from the car to the ticket desk at the... by Frank Zappa

Outdoors for me is walking from the car to the ticket desk at the airport

airports tickets car

He wants to do you in cause the color of your skin. by Frank Zappa

He wants to do you in cause the color of your skin.

color skins reality

The ONLY thing that seems to band all nations together, is that their governments are universally bad.

band government together

Without "Louie Louie" a symphony is not quite so grand. by Frank Zappa

Without "Louie Louie" a symphony is not quite so grand.

symphony

Anyone who is disturbed by the idea of newts in a nightclub is po... by Frank Zappa

Anyone who is disturbed by the idea of newts in a nightclub is potentially dangerous.

newts dangerous ideas

If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they'll m... by Frank Zappa

If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they'll murder you in your sleep.

lame sleep children

The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gon... by Frank Zappa

The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.

old-lady meat gone

Here's the way the licensing works ... If you write a song, nobody can record your song before you do without your permission. But, once the song is recorded, they can get what's called a 'compulsory license', and they can record the tune, but they have to pay you royalties.

writing song pay

I mean, if you want to hurt yourself, go ahead. It's like, if you want to jack off, go ahead, just don't 'spoo' on a public bus or something . Do whatever you want to do. Just don't get it in somebody else's face.

hurt faces mean

So many books, so little time. by Frank Zappa

So many books, so little time.

motivational inspirational life

The minute you use the drugs, and you do something that interferes with the life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness of the guy next door, you're a criminal, and you ought to be punished for that especially if you're in a position where your actions could affect large numbers of people. Being a doctor, a legislator, a judge, an airline pilot, where somebody's life depends on you.

pursuit-of-happiness doctors numbers

If you are home, and you got no place to go, and you want to, just blow yourself up ... Go ahead ... The drugs themselves ... There's a price for doing stuff to yourself.

drug blow home

My theory is that there is no word that you can say or noise that you can make with your mouth that is so horrible that it will send you to burn forever in that lake of fire! It's not gonna happen.

fire lakes forever

Books Are Good For Lots Of Uses, Not For Dropping In The Toilet. by Frank Zappa

Books Are Good For Lots Of Uses, Not For Dropping In The Toilet.

toilets use book

Bad facts make bad law, and people who write bad laws are in my opinion more dangerous than songwriters who celebrate sexuality. Freedom of speech, freedom of religious thought, and the right to due process for composers, performers and retailers are imperiled if the PMRC and the major labels consummate this nasty bargain.

religious law writing

I think the anti-smoking business is a yuppie invention-an extension of the concept that "we'll always be young, rich, and healthy.

yuppies health thinking

Don't do speed, speed turns you in to your parents. by Frank Zappa

Don't do speed, speed turns you in to your parents.

turns speed parent

Asked random questions about the First Amendment and how they would like to have it applied, if you believe in polls at all, the average American wants no part of it. But if you ask, 'What if we threw the Constitution away tomorrow?' the answer is 'No, that would be bad!' But living under the Constitution is another story altogether.

what-if average believe