Quotes by Old Lady You're mugging old ladies every bit as much if you pinch their pension fund Ben Elton old-lady pension fund She [ Elizabeth II] is, you know, "Do-what-you're-told, Lady". But in the Commonwealth, she is much more than just a figurehead. Bob Hawke elizabeth-ii old-lady commonwealth I am not Christ or a philanthropist, old lady, I am all the contrary of a Christ. Che Guevara old-lady dictator christ I am for an art that tells you the time of day, or where such and such a street is. I am for an art that helps old ladies across the street. Claes Oldenburg old-lady helping art I don't want to die an old lady. Edith Piaf old-lady wanting-to-die want I like to wear clothes that I will wear when I am an old lady. Florence Welch old-lady clothes ...I have to write to discover what I am doing. Like the old lady, I don't know so well what I think until I see what I say; then I have to say it again. Flannery O'Connor old-lady writing thinking The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down. Frank Zappa old-lady meat gone I want to work endlessly and tirelessly until I'm an old, old lady. Ginnifer Goodwin old-lady want History, that excitable and unreliable old lady. Guy de Maupassant old-lady unreliable history I feel like an old lady; my hero is Miss Marple. Helen Oyeyemi old-lady hero missing Besides, old ladies are always right. That's how they get to be so old. It's one of those things. Ian Kelsey old-lady I won't quit to become someone's old lady. Janis Joplin old-lady quitting A beautiful lady is an accident of nature. A beautiful old lady is a work of art. Louis Nizer old-lady beautiful art You gotta keep changing. Shirts, old ladies, whatever. Neil Young old-lady shirts I'd like to punch out a really old lady. There'd be no repercussions. Noel Fielding old-lady humor funny You're not supposed to cuss when you're an old lady, and just when there's so much more to cuss about. Peg Bracken old-lady I don't feel like me unless I have my hair shaved. So even when I'm an old lady, I'm going to have it. Sinead O'Connor old-lady hair feels It felt like strappy sandals were looking really old lady-ish; really dated and not cool. Tamara Mellon old-lady felt sandals There's no rage like old lady rage, just as there's no tenderness like old lady tenderness. Tina Howe old-lady tenderness rage