There are worse things than being fat, and one of them is worrying about it all the time. Peg Bracken More Quotes by Peg Bracken More Quotes From Peg Bracken You may have noticed, as I have, that if ever you find yourself declaring emphatically and unequivocally that you will never do some one particular thing, chances are good that this is precisely what you will one day find yourself doing. Peg Bracken finding-yourself one-day may One of the loveliest things about being grown up is the knowledge that never again will I have to go through the miserable business of performing in Mrs. Smedley's Annual Piano Recital at McKinleyville's First Presbyterian Church. Peg Bracken piano church firsts Cheese for dessert is rather like Paradise Lost in that everyone thinks he ought to like it, but still you don't notice too many people actually curling up with it. Peg Bracken paradise people thinking Quotations can be valuable, like raisins in the rice pudding, for adding iron as well as eye appeal. Peg Bracken iron pudding eye Everything takes longer than you think it should, except for some things that don't take as long. Peg Bracken should long thinking When you're little, time stretches obligingly, and vacation is forever. Peg Bracken vacation forever littles ... parents embarrass their children probably more than the other way around. I don't know why we should blush so hard for our parents -- we didn't rear them -- and yet we do. Peg Bracken parent children way On their return from a trip, it is wise to see friends promptly, before they've had time to get their pictures developed. Peg Bracken return wise travel Drinking: something to do while getting drunk. Peg Bracken getting-drunk drunk drinking Like a chastity belt, the package tour keeps you out of mischief but a bit restive for wondering what you missed. Peg Bracken belts wonder travel Peas went with carrots as infallibly as ham went with eggs. For years I thought carrots and peas grew on the same vine. Peg Bracken vines eggs years The same fire that hardens the egg will melt the butter; and much depends on the personality type, whether you customarily rise to a challenge or whether you sink. For as long as I can remember, I have been a sinker. One challenge, and I drop like a rock. Peg Bracken rocks eggs fire Mothers always think you are working either too hard or not hard enough. Peg Bracken enough mother thinking People would have more leisure time if it weren't for all the leisure-time activities that use it up. Peg Bracken leisure use people Kitchens were different then, too - not only what came out of them, but their smells and sounds. A hot pie cooling smells different from a frozen pie thawing. Peg Bracken kitchen smell pie It isn't surprising that many children consider their parents to be a little dim, and that they sometimes try to update them. The fact that they don't usually try too hard is just as well; a thoroughly updated parent is an unappetizing sight. Peg Bracken parent sight children This wild emaciated look appeals to some women, though not to many men, who are seldom seen pinning up a Vogue illustration in a machine shop. Peg Bracken illustration men looks People will admit to arson and mayhem sooner than no sense of humor. Peg Bracken arson humor people The fact is, the cocktail party has much in its favor. Going to one is a good way of indicating that you're still alive and about, if such is the case, and that you're glad other people are, without having to spend an entire evening proving it. Peg Bracken alive party people travel never made a bore interesting; it only makes for a well-traveled bore, in the same way coffee makes for a wide-awake drunk. In fact, the more a bore travels, the worse he gets. The only advantage in it for his friends and family is that he isn't home as much. Peg Bracken drunk coffee home
