There's only one great evil in the world today. Despair. Evelyn Waugh More Quotes by Evelyn Waugh More Quotes From Evelyn Waugh I am suing Lord Beaverbrook for libel and hope for some lovely tax-free money in damages. He has very conveniently told some lies about me. Evelyn Waugh suing lovely lying How ungenerously in later life we disclaim the virtuous moods of our youth, living in retrospect long, summer days of unreflecting dissipation. Evelyn Waugh retrospect summer long MGM bores me when I see them, but I don't see them much. They have been a help in getting me introductions to morticians, who are the only people worth knowing. Evelyn Waugh knowing helping people I think it's one of the kindest things you can do to the very wicked, to give them time to repent. Evelyn Waugh wicked giving thinking I have no technical psychological interest; it is drama, speech,and events that interest me. Evelyn Waugh speech events drama The audiences certainly have declined. If I go to the theatre now I find people come there to eat and smoke and talk to one another. And look like scarecrows. Evelyn Waugh theatre people looks From the earliest times the Welsh have been looked upon as an unclean people. It is thus that they have preserved their racial integrity. Their sons and daughters rarely mate with humankind except their own blood relations. Evelyn Waugh daughter integrity son Beavers bred in captivity, inhabiting a concrete pool, will, if given the timber, fatuously go through all the motions of damming an ancestral stream. Evelyn Waugh beavers pool captivity If, for instance, they have heard something from the postman, they attribute it to a semi-official statement; if they have fallen into conversation with a stranger at a bar, they can conscientiously describe him as a source that has hitherto proved unimpeachable. It is only when the journalist is reporting a whim of his own, and one to which he attaches minor importance, that he defines it as the opinion of well-informed circles. Evelyn Waugh bars circles opinion But in the dying world I come from quotation is a national vice. No one would think of making an after-dinner speech without the help of poetry. It used to be the classics, now it’s lyric verse. Evelyn Waugh dying vices thinking The great charm in argument is really finding one's own opinions, not other people's. Evelyn Waugh argument opinion people "What war?" said the Prime Minister sharply. "No one has said anything to me about a war. I really think I should have been told. I'll be damned," he said defiantly, "if they shall have a war without consulting me. What's a cabinet for, if there's not more mutual confidence than that? What do they want a war for anyway?" Evelyn Waugh should-have war thinking I never can understand how two men can write a book together; to me that's like three people getting together to have a baby. Evelyn Waugh work baby book He did not fail in love, but he lost the joy of it [...] Evelyn Waugh failing lost joy Soon someone would say the fatal words, "Well, I think it’s time for me to go to bed. Evelyn Waugh wells bed thinking Enclosing every thin man, there's a fat man demanding elbow-room. Evelyn Waugh elbows men rooms I do not believe the expenditure of $2.50 for a book entitles the purchaser to the personal friendship of the author. Evelyn Waugh friendship believe book We schoolmasters must temper discretion with deceit. Evelyn Waugh hype teacher retirement The sky over London was glorious, ochre and madder, as though a dozen tropic suns were simultaneously setting round the horizon . . . Everywhere the shells sparkled like Christmas baubles. Evelyn Waugh shells horizon sky It may happen in the next hundred years that the English novelists of the present day will come to be valued as we now value the artists and craftsmen of the late eighteenth century. Evelyn Waugh artist may years