Though you should not fear failure, you should do your very best to avoid it. Conan O'Brien More Quotes by Conan O'Brien More Quotes From Conan O'Brien According to a new poll, nearly six out of 10 Republicans want Mitt Romney to run for president. So do 10 out of 10 Democrats. Conan O'Brien president want running Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg fell asleep during Obama's speech. She woke up with the other justices drawing a gavel on her face. Conan O'Brien ruth drawing justice California officials want to contain a measles outbreak that originated in Disneyland last month. They are in luck because everyone who is exposed to it is still in line at Space Mountain. Conan O'Brien california space luck The Northeast is being hit with a major snowstorm. Forecasters said they've haven't seen a whiteout like this since last week's Oscar nominations. Conan O'Brien nominations oscars lasts This morning, due to a massive storm, at least 150,000 people in San Francisco were left without power. Of course, people in San Francisco without power are usually called Republicans. Conan O'Brien san-francisco morning people Time magazine announced its person of the year. It's health workers who treat Ebola. That's a person of the year. Time magazine told the health workers, 'No need to pick up your award, we'll mail it to you.' Conan O'Brien ebola awards years Yesterday the DEA raided several NFL teams suspected of giving prescription painkillers to their players. In its defense, the New York Jets' doctor said, 'We don't give painkillers to our players. We give them to our fans.' Conan O'Brien team player new-york This week a group of activists, known as Anonymous, hacked the Twitter account of the KKK. The KKK is furious. They said Anonymous is just a bunch of cowards who don't have the courage to show their faces. Conan O'Brien kkk coward faces President Obama has pledged $3 billion to aid poor nations. All of that $3 billion is going to the United States. Conan O'Brien poor-nations united-states president Analysts say Obama's new immigration plan will focus on deporting violent criminals. So, this could impact your fantasy football team. Conan O'Brien impact team football Tomorrow night President Obama will announce his new immigration plan. Obama's favorite part of his new immigration plan is that he gets to emigrate to another country. He's tired of all this. Conan O'Brien tired night country Iran may have attacked ISIS. Do you know how long it's been since I have been able to wear my "Go Iran" T-shirt? Conan O'Brien isis iran long This is official today. China has surpassed the U.S. and now has the No. 1 economy in the world. After hearing this, China's children asked, 'So now can we take a lunch break?' Conan O'Brien lunch-break children world This morning President Obama met with Britain's Prince William in the Oval Office. It was a meeting between a symbolic ruler with no real power and the future king of England. Conan O'Brien real kings morning McDonald's released a new video showing how it makes their Chicken McNuggets. Apparently it turns out that McNuggets aren't made out of chicken. They're made out of people who ask too many questions. Conan O'Brien mcdonalds video people This week Apple stores are holding free computer programming classes for children. Or as that's called in China, a job fair. Conan O'Brien class jobs children In the news, Chinese president Hu Jintao says that now that Barack Obama has been elected, he is looking forward to taking the relationship between China and the U.S. to the next level. That's what he said. Yeah. Then he said, 'Who knows, maybe we'll even go all the way.' Conan O'Brien next-level chinese president Lindsey Graham is now the seventh Republican running for president. If you're keeping score, that's basically one Republican candidate for every two Republican voters. Conan O'Brien president running two A bank in Washington was robbed by two men in George W. Bush masks. Luckily, right afterwards two guys in President Obama masks came and bailed the bank out, so everything is fine. Conan O'Brien guy men two Breast feeding activists plan to descend on Washington for a public breast feeding demonstration. Also descending on Washington, thousands of men saying, 'What? I'm looking at the baby.' Conan O'Brien feeding baby men
