Ugliness is a point of view; an ulcer is wonderful to a pathologist. Austin O'Malley More Quotes by Austin O'Malley More Quotes From Austin O'Malley Shame is the turnkey that keeps our evil desires in jail. Austin O'Malley jail evil desire Law is the rudder of the ship of state. Austin O'Malley rudders ships law The Son of the Carpenter made the door of heaven so low that you must either take off your plumes or stoop humbly to enter it. Austin O'Malley doors heaven son Many a man wins glory for prudence by seeking advice, then seeking advice as to what advice would be best to take, and finally following appetite. Austin O'Malley winning advice men Some men are like a church-organ -- you can play on them for a lifetime and always find new harmonies; others are like a music-box -- they have four or five thin jingles. Austin O'Malley church play men Civilization sails prettily like a child's rubber balloon until it hits a sharp object; then it is likely to collapse like the balloon. Austin O'Malley balloons civilization children God shows his contempt for wealth by the kind of person he selects to receive it. Austin O'Malley money kindness funny If the devil went about doing a tenth of what he is accused of doing he would be poor from paying the blacksmith for ox-shoes for his hooves. Austin O'Malley devil shoes would-be They often say woman cannot keep a secret, but every woman in the world, like every man, has a hundred secrets in her own soul which she hides from even herself. The more respectable she is, the more certain it is the secrets exist. Austin O'Malley women soul secret Sorrow may be a good thing for a woman's heart, but it is a poor cosmetic for her face. Austin O'Malley sorrow heart may Boards of public charity were invented by the devil to prevent real individual charity. Austin O'Malley devil boards real When you are dealing with a child, keep all your wits about you, and sit on the floor. Austin O'Malley humorous inspirational children The weaker the man in authority... the stronger his insistence that all his privileges be acknowledged. Austin O'Malley privilege stronger men Atheism is a disease of the mind caused by eating underdone philosophy Austin O'Malley atheist mind philosophy Art knows, life applies knowledge; art feels, life acts. Austin O'Malley knows feels art And death, that sits in marble silence cold, Will furnish hope to those who may behold The meaning in the everlasting change Of all that dies, returning, wondrous strange. Austin O'Malley silence may death The three most important events of human life are equally devoid of reason: birth, marriage and death. Austin O'Malley important-events marriage three That art is best which suggests most. Austin O'Malley art-is art A great tragedy passes from crest to hollow of passion, rises and sinks again, as rhythmically as sea-waves. Austin O'Malley passion tragedy sea The fear we throw about danger is always as disproportionate as a paternal shirt on an infant. Austin O'Malley shirts danger fear