What can you say about Guy's cooking that hasn't been printed on a packet of cigarettes? Willie Geist More Quotes by Willie Geist More Quotes From Willie Geist I hate to make this point too often, but imagine for a moment George W. Bush were on his sixth vacation, and he was asked about Iraq, and he said 'I'm buying shrimp.' You think that wouldn't be a headline everywhere? Willie Geist thinkmomentyouhate Kanye is going to have to decide early whether or not he's a Baby Bjorn guy, because the minute you put on that Baby Bjorn, there's no turning back. It's like buying a minivan. You lose a little piece of yourself when you get that Baby Bjorn. Willie Geist loseyourselfyoubaby My dad is so unique in what he does. It's not like I'm taking a torch from him and doing his thing. I hope I've carried from him a little bit of a sense of irony, a little bit of a wink. Willie Geist doingdaduniquehope If you're one of the fortunate few on this Earth with a pass to enter the gates of Augusta National on Masters Sunday, you don't leave early. You just don't. If it's a Masters Sunday when Tiger Woods is near the top of the leader board, you really don't leave early. Willie Geist tigeryousundayleader The great 'New York Times' columnist Dave Anderson famously slept one year in a child's race-car bed. There he was, Pulitzer Prize and all, snoring as his feet dangled over the rear tires of Lightning McQueen. Willie Geist newgreatchildfeet Golf is the only sport where watching the game is arguably as grueling physically as playing it. Willie Geist watchingonlygamegolf I can't say for sure where I was headed the first time my mom put a blue blazer on me. Church, probably. West Side Presbyterian in Ridgewood, New Jersey, specifically, where my blazer was paired with a clip-on tie and a pair of khakis for a Sunday morning with my fellow congregants. Willie Geist mebluetimemorning Landing on 'Morning Joe' wasn't a fluke. I was a poli sci major in college. I interned at the CBS political unit, covered conventions. Willie Geist landingpoliticalcollegemorning Like a lot of kids, I had a Superman cake or different theme cakes, but then I hit the age where I think my mom thought I was ready for the German chocolate cake that she makes for my dad. Just the sight of that, the taste of that frosting, just reminds me of being at home with my mom and my dad and my sister and my friends. Willie Geist mecakeagehome I'm 6-foot-4. If my life depended on it, I could still dunk a basketball. Then I would need assistance from a first responder to get down from the rim. Willie Geist my-lifedownbasketballlife My routine is to ride that snooze button as far as it will take me, take a quick shower, get dressed in the dark and bolt out the door. Willie Geist doorridemedark When you live in New York City, you run up a long list of things you've been meaning to do. Willie Geist livecityyoulong High on the list of things I've been meaning to do since I moved to New York in 2004 is going up to a Columbia University football game. Willie Geist meaningnewgamefootball It doesn't matter if you're famous or infamous. All that matters is you're a celebrity. Willie Geist celebritymattersyoumatter I have a simple plan to solve the economic crisis. Give every American a $100 credit to the dog track of their choice. I have found the puppies to be a reliable source of income with a consistent rate of return. Willie Geist choicecreditsimpledog You don't really have to say much when your headline is 'Drag Queen Robs Burger King.' Sometimes comedy writes itself. Willie Geist kingqueenyousometimes The nice thing about 'Morning Joe' is that I do get to do serious news sometimes. Willie Geist newsseriousmorningsometimes Chris Rock is a very funny man. Willie Geist rockverymanfunny
