When I was 20-something, 30, I fell down a flight of stairs and hurt my back. I went to a therapist who said don't get out of bed until you do certain stretches, and I've been doing them ever since. I guess I'm the original yogi. Carl Reiner More Quotes by Carl Reiner More Quotes From Carl Reiner A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water. Carl Reiner nature winter weather Inviting people to laugh with you while you are laughing at yourself is a good thing to do. You may be a fool but you're the fool in charge. Carl Reiner may laughing people I am an atheist. I have a very different take on who God is. Man invented God because he needed him. God is us. Carl Reiner different atheist men The absolute truth is the thing that makes people laugh. Carl Reiner truth laughing people Give yourself an impossible task and solve it - then you've got a really good story. Carl Reiner tasks stories giving A fellow who has a funny bone can learn to hone his skills, but I don't think you can develop a funny bone - you either have it or you don't. And by the way - when you get it, we don't know it. Carl Reiner skills way thinking Writing is the basis of all, because creating something that didn't even exist before is like taking an empty canvass. It is a wonderful thing to make something out of nothing. You've got an empty page, you've got an idea, and then you start typing and that is the most thrilling thing of all. And then if it becomes a movie or something else that's a plus, but the original writing of it is what's very exciting. Carl Reiner creating writing ideas Lust is easy. Love is hard. Life is most important. Carl Reiner dance lust love-is I was a Teletype operator in the army, so that's where I learned to type. One day, I went downstairs to see if I could still type - I hadn't done it for four or five years after the war. So I typed out a page and I showed it to my wife and she said, "Where did you get this?" I said I wrote it. "You wrote this?" It was something very funny. I went and wrote another page, another couple of pages, and by the time I was finished I had 13 little short stories, humorous short stories. Carl Reiner couple humorous war I think that comedy really tells you how it is. The other thing about comedy is that - you don't even know if you're failing in drama, but you do know when you're failing in comedy. When you go to a comedy and you don't hear anybody laughing, you know that you've failed. Carl Reiner drama laughing thinking I'm not a believer, I call myself an atheist. It was man who invented God. I once wrote that there are 15 things I know about God, and one is that he is allergic to shellfish. There are far too many commandments and you really only need one: Do not hurt anybody. Carl Reiner atheist hurt men Shared joy is a double joy; shared sorrow is half a sorrow. ~Swedish Proverb Lust is easy. Love is hard. Like is most important. Carl Reiner joy love-is relationship People have a comic bent or an angularity to their thinking, and those are the people who make jokes. And it's usually people who were in an environment, when they were young, where jokes were at a premium, or at least considered important to a life. My parents always listened to the comedy radio shows, we went to the comedy movies, and my parents appreciated comedy. So kids listen and follow what their parents like. Carl Reiner kids people thinking An attitude will give you heft. Carl Reiner attitude giving Id like to acknowledge three people who early on knew Mel Brooks was one of the funniest people in the world: Sid Caesar, me, and Mel Brooks. Carl Reiner three people world Improvisation is just writing in front of an audience. Carl Reiner improvisation humor writing I certainly have warm relationships with people, but you choose the people you have those relationships with. There are some people I don't bother with. Carl Reiner warm bother people When you denigrate people, they have two ways to fight back - with their fists and guns, or their mouths. And mouths are seemingly the easiest way to not get hit back. If people are laughing, they're not going to hit you. Carl Reiner fighting gun two I only please myself. I figure I'm just one of many people. I'm not that different from anybody else and I don't have great language - I'm very ordinary. Carl Reiner different ordinary people Everybody wants to laugh - you know that. They need to laugh... people need to laugh. Carl Reiner laughing people needs
