When no one loves you, you have to pretend that everyone loves you. Charles M. Schulz More Quotes by Charles M. Schulz More Quotes From Charles M. Schulz Dear Valentine, I love you. Whoever you are. Charles M. Schulz dearvalentinelove-you Five hundred years from now, who'll know the difference?! Charles M. Schulz hundreddifferencesyears Humor is proof that everything is going to be all right with God nevertheless. Charles M. Schulz still-life-with-woodpeckertheologianproof Snoopy didn't start off being a Beagle. It's just that 'beagle' is a funny word. Charles M. Schulz beaglessnoopy I think I'll go over and introduce myself to that little red-haired girl. I think I'll introduce myself, and then ask her to come over and sit next to me. I think I'll ask her to sit next to me here, and then I think I'll tell her how much I've always admired her... I think I'll flap my arms, and fly to the moon. Charles M. Schulz girlmoonthinking You know what I think my best quality is? I think I'm nice to have around. I'd hate it if I weren't around! Charles M. Schulz nicehatethinking Dear Valentine, I have thought of you often. Not all the time, but often. Charles M. Schulz thoughts-of-youdearvalentine If I were a better artist, I'd be a painter, and if I were a better writer, I'd write books.. but I'm not, so I draw cartoons! Charles M. Schulz artistwritingbook It was a dark and stormy night. - Snoopy Charles M. Schulz snoopydarknight Winning isn't everything, but losing isn't anything. Charles M. Schulz winning-isnt-everythinglosingwinning The term that best describes me now is 'secular humanist.' Charles M. Schulz atheismhumanistreligion I feel sorry for little babies... When a little baby is born into this cold world, he's confused! He's frightened! He needs something to cheer him up... The way I see it, as soon as a baby is born, he should be issued a banjo! Charles M. Schulz cheersorrybaby Sometimes I feel that life has passed me by... Do you ever feel that way, Charlie Brown?" "I feel that it has knocked me down and walked all over me! Charles M. Schulz down-andsometimesway I proved to you that psychiatry is an exact science!" "An exact science?!" "Yes, you owe me exactly one hundred and forty-three dollars! Charles M. Schulz dollarshundredthree Brothers and sisters should never be in the same family. Charles M. Schulz brothers-and-sistersbrothershould I’m torn between the desire to create and the desire to destroy. Charles M. Schulz torndesire You're a good man, Charlie Brown. Charles M. Schulz good-manwittymen I do not like a high-organized church. I think that as soon as the congregation reaches a level of one hundred or so people, it is time to build a new church. As soon as the congregation gets to the point where you are not on fairly intimate terms with every other person in that church, then you have become a theater where people can attend services. I do not think you can attend a church service. Service is not something which is there to be viewed as if it were a play or a movie. Charles M. Schulz church-serviceplaythinking A glacier will frequently move forward one foot while retreating three feet... Which reminds me a lot of myself! Charles M. Schulz threefeetmoving Cartooning is preaching. And I think we have a right to do some preaching. I hate shallow humor. I hate shallow religious humor, I hate shallow sports humor, I hate shallowness of any kind. Charles M. Schulz hatereligioussports
