When no one loves you, you have to pretend that everyone loves you. Charles M. Schulz More Quotes by Charles M. Schulz More Quotes From Charles M. Schulz The only time a dog gets complimented is when he doesn't do anything. Charles M. Schulz only-time dog I come from a long line of generations! Charles M. Schulz generations lines long All you require is adore. But just a little chocolate at times will not damage. Charles M. Schulz damage chocolate littles I despise those shallow religious comics. Dennis the Menace, for instance, is the most shallow. When they show him praying - I just can't stand that sort of thing, talking to God about some cutesy thing that he'd done during the day. I don't think Hank Ketcham has any deep knowledge of things like that. Charles M. Schulz religious talking thinking Duck, big brother! Here comes another day! Charles M. Schulz another-day ducks brother A beep on the nose is a sign of great affection. Charles M. Schulz affection noses A watched supper dish never fills! Charles M. Schulz supper dishes Little brothers are the buck privates of life! Charles M. Schulz little-brother bucks brother Cartooning will destroy you; it will break your heart. Charles M. Schulz break-your-heart break heart I guess babysitters are like used cars... You never really know what you're getting. Charles M. Schulz babysitter car used Happiness is a sad song. Charles M. Schulz sad-song song It won't do you any good to run if you're running the wrong way. I've developed a new philosophy...I only dread one day at a time. Charles M. Schulz one-day-at-a-time running philosophy The early bird gets the worm but the late bird doesn't even get the late worm. Charles M. Schulz early-bird worms bird It was a dark and stormy night. Suddenly a scream pierced the air'. . . . Good writing takes enormous concentration. Charles M. Schulz dark writing night Happiness is loving your enemies. Charles M. Schulz loving-your-enemies enemy Each year, the Great Pumpkin rises out of the pumpkin patch that he thinks is the most sincere. He's gotta pick this one. He's got to. I don't see how a pumpkin patch can be more sincere than this one. You can look around and there's not a sign of hypocrisy. Nothing but sincerity as far as the eye can see. Charles M. Schulz eye years thinking I've been thinking... Maybe you're a mockingbird... Mockingbirds imitate the songs of other birds... No, I've never heard of any copyright problems. Charles M. Schulz song bird thinking I've learned all I need to know to live under a bed. Charles M. Schulz ive-learned bed needs What's the sense in having an eclipse if you can't look at it? Somebody in production sure slipped up this time! Charles M. Schulz eclipse ifs looks Travel tips: How to avoid carsickness, seasickness and airsickness... Be careful what you eat. And stay home. Charles M. Schulz careful be-careful home