When people say to me: would you rather be thought of as a funny man or a great boss? My answer's always the same, to me, they're not mutually exclusive. Ricky Gervais More Quotes by Ricky Gervais More Quotes From Ricky Gervais When you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It's only painful and difficult for others. The same applies when you are stupid. Ricky Gervais difficult painful stupid It's better to create something that others criticise than to create nothing and criticise others. Go create, have fun!! Ricky Gervais criticise having-fun fun Same sex marriage isn't gay privilege, it's equal rights. Privilege would be something like gay people not paying taxes. Like churches don't. Ricky Gervais marriage gay sex I've never worked out what the moral of Humpty Dumpty is. I can only think of: Don't sit on a wall, if you're an egg. Ricky Gervais wall funny thinking Next time someone tells me they believe in God, I'll say 'Oh which one? Zeus? Hades? Jupiter? Mars? Odin? Thor? Krishna? Vishnu? Ra?...' If they say 'Just God. I only believe in the one God,' I'll point out that they are nearly as atheistic as me. I don't believe in 2,870 gods, and they don't believe in 2,869. Ricky Gervais odin jupiter believe Famous people are above the law. Ricky Gervais above-the-law law people Everyone is entitled to their opinion, but if you believe in god, you're wrong. Ricky Gervais opinion believe religion Just because you're offended, doesn't mean you're right. Ricky Gervais offended mean Enjoy life. Have fun. Be kind. Have worth. Have friends. Be honest. Laugh. Die with dignity. Make the most of it. It's all we've got. Ricky Gervais friends positive inspirational Telling someone with depression to pull themselves together is about as useful as telling someone with cancer to just stop having cancer Ricky Gervais cancer together The best advice I've ever received is, 'No one else knows what they're doing either. Ricky Gervais knowing advice funny Mondays are fine. It's your life that sucks Ricky Gervais fine monday My philosophy? Have a laugh for as long as you can and don't get run over. Or stabbed. Ricky Gervais running philosophy long You are the result of billions of years of evolution. You will only live for a few years and will never exist again. Absolutely beautiful Ricky Gervais evolution beautiful years Unlike religious people, I look at all religions equally. Ricky Gervais epic religious people The existence of God is not subjective. He either exists or he doesn’t. It’s not a matter of opinion. You can have your own opinions. But you can’t have your own facts. Ricky Gervais atheist god religion You won't burn in hell. But be nice anyway. Ricky Gervais being-nice nice atheist Suggesting I hate people with religion because I hate religion is like suggesting I hate people with cancer because I hate cancer. Ricky Gervais cancer hate people Opinions don't affect facts. But facts should affect opinions, and do, if you're rational Ricky Gervais atheism opinion facts I don't think it matters if there is a god or not. I've met people who believe in God that are good and that are bad. And I've met people who don't believe in God that are good and that are bad. So, just be good. I'm good. Not cos I think I'll go to heaven but because when I do something bad, I feel bad. And when I do something good, I feel good. Ricky Gervais if-there-is-a-god believe thinking
