When the slave auctioneer asked in what he was proficient, he rep... by Diogenes

When the slave auctioneer asked in what he was proficient, he replied, "In ruling people."

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I pissed on the man who called me a dog. Why was he so surprised? by Diogenes

I pissed on the man who called me a dog. Why was he so surprised?

He has the most who is most content with the least. by Diogenes

He has the most who is most content with the least.

We have two ears and one tongue so that we would listen more and... by Diogenes

We have two ears and one tongue so that we would listen more and talk less.

listening inspirational two

If only it was as easy to banish hunger by rubbing the belly as i... by Diogenes

If only it was as easy to banish hunger by rubbing the belly as it is to masturbate.

hunger cooking food

No man is hurt but by himself. ...Literally by how he interprets what happens to him. If he focusses on how it could have been better, he will be hurt. If he focusses on how it could have been worse, he will be happy. The same is true for women too.

gratitude hurt men

Fools! You think of "god" as a sentient being. God is the word used to represent a force. This force created nothing, it just helps things along. It does not answer prayers, although it may make you think of a way to solve a problem. It has the power to influence you, but not decide for you.

religious prayer thinking

It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different fro... by Diogenes

It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours.

We come into the world alone and we die alone. Why, in life, shou... by Diogenes

We come into the world alone and we die alone. Why, in life, should we be any less alone?

dies should world

He lit a lamp in broad daylight and said, as he went about, "I am... by Diogenes

He lit a lamp in broad daylight and said, as he went about, "I am looking for a human."

broads lamps daylight

I am Diogenes the Dog. I nuzzle the kind, bark at the greedy and... by Diogenes

I am Diogenes the Dog. I nuzzle the kind, bark at the greedy and bite scoundrels.

greedy kind dog

Plato had defined Man as an animal, biped and featherless, and was applauded. Diogenes plucked a fowl and brought it into the lecture-room with the words, "Behold Plato's man!"

plato animal men

One original thought is worth a thousand mindless quotings by Diogenes

One original thought is worth a thousand mindless quotings

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Discourse on virtue and they pass by in droves. Whistle and dance the shimmy, and you've got an audience.

virtue dancing dance

When Alexander the Great addressed him with greetings, and asked if he wanted anything, Diogenes replied "Yes, stand a little out of my sunshine."

greetings sunshine littles

I am looking for an honest man. by Diogenes

I am looking for an honest man.

honest honesty men

Aristotle was once asked what those who tell lies gain by it. Said he - That when they speak truth they are not believed.

gains truth lying

Education gives sobriety to the young, comfort to the old, riches to the poor and is an ornament to the rich.

sobriety comfort giving

You will become a teacher of yourself when for the same things that you blame others, you also blame yourself.

I am not an Athenian or a Greek, but a citizen of the world. by Diogenes

I am not an Athenian or a Greek, but a citizen of the world.

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In a rich man's house there is no place to spit but his face. by Diogenes

In a rich man's house there is no place to spit but his face.

riches house men