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For instance, this new idea that You-Know-Who can kill with a single glance from his eyes. That’s a basilisk, listeners. One simple test: Check whether the thing that’s glaring at you has got legs. If it has, it’s safe to look into its eyes, although if it really is You-Know-Who, that’s still likely to be the last thing you ever do.

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Dumbledore watched her fly away, and as her silvery glow faded he turned back to Snape, and his eyes were full of tears. "After all this time?" "Always," said Snape.

[about his dress robes...] I’m never wearing them," Ron was saying stubbornly. "Never." "Fine," snapped Mrs. Weasley. "Go naked. And, Harry, make sure you get a picture of him. Goodness knows I could do with a laugh.

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Probably that you're going to be eaten by a giant marshmallow or... by J. K. Rowling

Probably that you're going to be eaten by a giant marshmallow or something.

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Aaah ... when two Neptunes appear in the sky it is a sure sign that a midget in glasses is being born, Harry.

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If she could have done one thing to make absolutely sure that every single person in this school will read your interview, it was banning it!

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What do we want to be prefects for?” said George, looking revolted at the very idea. “It’d take all the fun out of life.

Time is Galleons, little brother. by J. K. Rowling

Time is Galleons, little brother.

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Honestly, if you were any slower, you’d be going backward. by J. K. Rowling

Honestly, if you were any slower, you’d be going backward.

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Sometimes you remind me a lot of James. He called it my 'furry little problem' in company. Many people were under the impression that I owned a badly behaved rabbit.

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This liberating discovery enables me to proceed without any fear that I might inadvertently influence you to abandon promising careers in business, law or politics for the giddy delights of becoming a gay wizard.

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Just then Neville caused a slight diversion by turning into a lar... by J. K. Rowling

Just then Neville caused a slight diversion by turning into a large canary.

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They’re evacuating the younger kids and everyone’s meeting in the Great Hall to get organized. We’re fighting.

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Ah well... wand still in your jeans? Both buttocks still on? Okay... by J. K. Rowling

Ah well... wand still in your jeans? Both buttocks still on? Okay, let’s go.

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Twitchy little ferret, aren't you, Malfoy? by J. K. Rowling

Twitchy little ferret, aren't you, Malfoy?

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I am sorry too," said Lupin. "Sorry I will never know [my son]... but he will know why I died and I hope he will understand I was trying to make a world in which he could live a happier life.

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You are nearly there," said James. "Very close. We are...so proud... by J. K. Rowling

You are nearly there," said James. "Very close. We are...so proud of you.

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You haven't got a letter on yours," George observed. "I suppose she thinks you don't forget your name. But we're not stupid-we know we're called Gred and Forge.

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Perhaps just one more, Master Harry, for luck? by J. K. Rowling

Perhaps just one more, Master Harry, for luck?

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Well, you're expelling us aren't you?" said Ron. "Not today, Mr. Weasley." Snape looked as though Christmas had been canceled.

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