Why did I follow her? If you must know, Sir, it was easy. Pound for pound, Puss-in-Boots was the best commander I ever served under.

L.A. Meyer

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I fear that I am losing my mind. But really, it would not be such a precious thing to lose, as it only causes me pain.

pain causes mind

The sun in on the harbor, love, And I wish I could remain, For I know it will be some long, long time, Before I see you again.

wish sun long

You was talkin' out of yer head last night, too," chortles Davy. "No one's gonna fancy me. I'm gonna be ugly and no on'es gonna fancyme!" he mimics, mincing about the hammock. "You are such a rum cove, Jacky, for thinkin' such things when yer just about beat t' death! Fancy me? Fancy me? Jacky, no one's gonna fancy us, we're all gonna end up lookin' like Snag!" "Which is how a salty dog sailor's supposed to look," says Willy with a firm nod. "And you're halfway there, Jack-o!" crows Tink. Ah, the sweet comfort of friends.

dog sweet night

But surely we are not allowed..." "Allowed?" I counters. "We're allowed to do anything in this world until someone says we ain't allowed and that someone can back it up.

this-world world

I'm really a peaceful sort of coward. by L.A. Meyer

I'm really a peaceful sort of coward.

peaceful coward

You've got to think of the fine times you had with your mate, not the moment of his perishin'. Every tear you shed now only wets his windin' sheet and disturbs his rest

tears sailor thinking

I warn't never meant to be a lady, I know that now. I got streaks of wildness in me that trip me up every time, and just like streaks in clothes, there's some dirt that just won't wash out.

streaks dirt clothes

We clear the harbor and the wind catches her sails and my beautiful ship leans over ever so gracefully, and her elegant bow cuts cleanly into the increasing chop of the waves. I take a deep breath and my chest expands and my heart starts thumping so strongly I fear the others might see it beat through the cloth of my jacket. I face the wind and my lips peel back from my teeth in a grin of pure joy.

beautiful inspirational funny

A girl what's born for hangin' ain't likely to be drowned. by L.A. Meyer

A girl what's born for hangin' ain't likely to be drowned.

born girl

It is said that boys fall in love with their eyes, because they can be initially struck to their very core by a girl's mere physical beauty, while girls tend to fall in love with their ears. The outward handsomeness of the lad notwithstanding, a girl most of all likes to hear words of love everlasting, of how he will be kind and gentle with her and protect her from harm and want to always hold her in the highest respect and esteem.

falling-in-love girl eye

I close my eyes, hoping to slip into the same dream again, but th... by L.A. Meyer

I close my eyes, hoping to slip into the same dream again, but then that never happens, does it?

eye dream doe

Well,' I shrug, all innocent, 'we all ride our little hobbyhorses... by L.A. Meyer

Well,' I shrug, all innocent, 'we all ride our little hobbyhorses, don't we, Mr. Peel?

innocent wells littles

Davy lets fly an oath and storms out of the hold. We hear his fist hit the wall as he leaves. you really are an evil girl, says Jaimy. I know, I murmur. I shall have to pay.

wall girl evil

men i swear." -jacky faber by L.A. Meyer

men i swear." -jacky faber

swear men

And if that is the Foremast, what do you think that sail might be called, Mr. Wheeler?" "The Foresail?" "Very good, Mr. Wheeler, and the next one up would be called..." ..."The Next Sail, Sir?" "Alas, no, Mr. Wheeler.

next might thinking

Ah Padriac. I have often wondered if boys who have flaming red ha... by L.A. Meyer

Ah Padriac. I have often wondered if boys who have flaming red hair up top also have...yep.

red hair boys

The pants come down. Most look shamefaced, but tha Arthur McBride is not the least bit shy about showing off his equipment, oh no, he isn't. He grins in my direction. 'Not all that impressive, boyo

pants shy looks

What's the matter Jaimy? Ain't-cha never seen a girl before? -Jac... by L.A. Meyer

What's the matter Jaimy? Ain't-cha never seen a girl before? -Jacky Faber

girl matter

I can smell the smoke now. I can see tendrils of it comin' up between the cracks in the shrikin' floorboards. There she is, calmly taking down the framed examples of fine embroideries, samplers, and needlework from teh hallway wall and tucking them under her arm. "Mistress! Come on! You've got to leave!" She calmly turns and faces me. "Why?" she asks. "The British are coming?" "Only one, Mistress," I say

mistress smell wall

If I take a tumble, I'll mae quite a splash, but at least I won't smash against the deck and make a mess. Still be dead, though.

deck mess stills