Why, they shot the wrong McKinley! Dizzy Dean More Quotes by Dizzy Dean More Quotes From Dizzy Dean If Satch (Paige) and I were pitching on the same team, we would clinch the pennant by July fourth and go fishing until World Series time. Dizzy Dean july team fishing Sure I eat what I advertise. Sure I eat Wheaties for breakfast. A good bowl of Wheaties with bourbon can't be beat. Dizzy Dean advertising beats breakfast The pitcher wound up and he flang the ball at the batter. The batter swang and missed. The pitcher flang the ball again and this time the batter connected. He hit a high fly right to the center fielder. The center fielder was all set to catch the ball, but at the last minute his eyes were blound by the sun and he dropped it. Dizzy Dean balls humorous eye Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss? Dizzy Dean pitching missing-you son It puzzles me how they know what corners are good for filling stations. Just how did they know gas and oil was under there? Dizzy Dean filling pitching oil It ain't bragging if you can do it. Dizzy Dean bragging ifs can-do I know who's the best pitcher I ever see and it's old Satchel Paige, that big lanky colored boy. My fastball looks like a change of pace alongside that little pistol bullet ole Satchel (Paige) shoots up to the plate. Dizzy Dean pace boys looks I ain't what I used to be, but who the hell is? Dizzy Dean pitching hell used Let the teachers learn the kids English. Ol' Diz will learn the kids baseball. Dizzy Dean baseball teacher kids I only went to the third grade because my father only went to the fourth and I didn't want to pass him. Dizzy Dean third-grade want father Me and Paul (Dean) will probably win forty games (they won forty-nine). Dizzy Dean pitching games winning He (Branch Rickey) must think I went to the Massachesetts Constitution of Technology. Dizzy Dean branches technology thinking He (Bill Terry) once hit a ball between my legs so hard that my center-fielder caught it on the fly backing up against the wall. Dizzy Dean legs balls wall The doctors x-rayed my head and found nothing. Dizzy Dean baseball stupid funny I won twenty-eight games in thirty-five and I couldn't believe my eyes when the Cards sent me a contract with a cut in salary. Mr. Rickey said I deserved a cut because I didn't win thirty games. Dizzy Dean cutting eye believe It ain't braggin' if you really done it. Dizzy Dean done ifs inspirational The Cards had one pitcher who won fourteen straight games in a period of twenty-four days. Then when he lost his fifteenth game 1-0, his manager fined him fifty bucks. Dizzy Dean twenties games cards I was blessed with a strong arm and a weak mind. Dizzy Dean strong blessed mind I can't tell you why there's a delay, but stick your head out of the window and you'll know why. Dizzy Dean pitching delay sticks Anybody who's ever had the privilege of seeing me play knows that I am the greatest pitcher in the world. Dizzy Dean pitching play world
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