Wisdom eludes me yet, but foolishness I captured long ago and to this day it is my constant companion, though many people consider me wise. Kevin Hearne More Quotes by Kevin Hearne More Quotes From Kevin Hearne Yer a good lad, Atticus, mowin’ me lawn and killin’ what Brits come around. Kevin Hearne brits lawns lad Yes and I appreciate it. But this is going to be difficult enough without running my words through a filter of illiteracy. Kevin Hearne filters appreciate running He will spit you and roast you with rosemary, and we will all sample your flesh tonight. Tomorrow you will be shat out into the snow. Your diplomacy is bold and edgy, sir. Kevin Hearne rosemary tonight snow Aw, no. You’re taking us to that vegetarian place, aren’t you? It’s a coffee place. You can’t just automatically classify anything that isn’t a steak house as vegetarian. Yes, I can. This is America. You said Americans assert their own opinions as if they were facts and dismiss inconvenient facts as mere opinions. Kevin Hearne steak-house yes-i-can coffee Tell her I am Peace Dawg but I think her cats are closely allied with The Man. I'm going to stick it to them. Kevin Hearne cat men thinking I didn't respond, because naked people never win arguments. Kevin Hearne naked winning people Flidais clapped her hands in delight. "Oh, I bet he nearly shat kine!" That made me laugh - I hadn't heard that expression in a long, long time. I refrained from telling her that the modern expression would be "he had a cow", because I liked the original better. "Yes, the kine he nearly shat would have fed several clans. Kevin Hearne expression long hands She thinks petting me is an honor. This is an unexpected position to take for a goddess of slaughter, but I applaud her defiance of convention. Kevin Hearne unexpected honor thinking Winning ugly is still winning. Kevin Hearne ugly stills winning Now go and stake some vamps. Especially the sparkly emo ones. Kevin Hearne vamp emo stakes That's right, there's free beer in Irish paradise. Everyone's jealous. Kevin Hearne paradise jealous beer Anyone who's ever tried to tangle with a teddy bear cholla knows there's a whole lot more bear than teddy to it. Kevin Hearne teddy-bear whole bears Wow you need to get some sun.” “Shut up. I'm Irish. Kevin Hearne wow sun needs Am I not a fearsome enemy?" "You frighten me primally. Kevin Hearne enemy What do you know? She liked to be told she was scary. Kinky. Kevin Hearne kinky scary knows Sweet Honey of Dagda, now I was babbling. Kevin Hearne sweet-honey sweet honey Ye know what me Sean used to say, God rest his soul? He said, 'A friend will help ye move, Katie, but a really good friend will help ye move a body. Kevin Hearne good-friend soul moving They never predict anything fun," Granuaile answered. "Just once I'd like to hear a prophet tell someone, 'Thou shalt win a bitchin' Camaro on a game show. Kevin Hearne games winning fun Atticus "What's this religion going to be called?" Oberon "Poochism" A:"and the name of this holy writ I will be typing for you?" O:"The dead flea scrolls: A Sirius Prophecy. Kevin Hearne fleas holy names Lie down and offer your throat. No, wait, that's how dogs submit. I know! Offer her you're wallet!" Oberon Kevin Hearne dog waiting lying
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