Quotes by Lawns A saint in crape is twice a saint in lawn. Alexander Pope lawns saint Crabgrass is aptly descriptive of this hated weed, for it does scuttle quickly through a lawn. Allen Lacy lawns weed doe You don't mow another man's lawn! Billie Joe Armstrong another-man lawns men Someone can break your heart, leave you dead on the lawn, and still you never learn what to say to stop it all over again. Daniel Handler lawns break heart Alexia, did you know there is an entire regiment decamping on your front lawn? Laddy Maccon sighed. "Really, Ivy, I would never have noticed. Gail Carriger lawns ivy knows No one wakes up and says, "Yay I get to mow the lawn!" But if I can find meaning there, then there's nowhere I can't find meaning. Ian Bogost yay lawns wake-up God will not speak to me and tell me to mow my lawn today. Ian Bogost lawns speak today You probably love to tell kids to get off your lawn, too. Jeaniene Frost lawns kids If I ever wanted a gnome, I guess Id just stand out on my lawn for a while. Johnny Christ gnome lawns standing-out Could you please put this--could you all put these--could you get dressed, please?" The woman only bestowed a serene smile on me. "We are as the Goddess requires." "The Goddess requires you to be naked on my lawn? Kelley Armstrong lawns goddess naked Yer a good lad, Atticus, mowin’ me lawn and killin’ what Brits come around. Kevin Hearne brits lawns lad It's not that the grass is greener on the other side, it's that you can never be on both sides of the lawn at the same time. Laura Fraser grass-is-greener-on-the-other-side lawns sides When I won the Derby on Never Say Die I went home and cut the lawn. I haven't cut the lawn since. Lester Piggott lawns cutting home I’m on top of my green like a lawn chair Lil Wayne lawns chairs green Why did God create men? Because vibrators can't mow the lawn. Madonna Ciccone lawns men funny The key to a nice-looking lawn is a good mower. I recommend one who is muscular and shirtless. Maxine lawns nice keys If the grass is greener somewhere else...start watering your own lawn! Michael Beckwith lawns somewhere-else grass A lawn is nature under totalitarian rule. Michael Pollan lawns environment grass To ferment your own food is to lodge a small but eloquent protest - on behalf of the senses and the microbes - against the homogenization of flavors and food experiences now rolling like a great, undifferentiated lawn across the globe. Michael Pollan lawns rolling flavor Lawns are a form of television Michael Pollan lawns form television 12»