You are more concerned with consent decrees, settlements, pandering to police-hating groups than negotiating a contract with us, our members are starting to believe you have no intention of negotiating a contract with us until after the next election.

Patrick Murray

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I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.

Patrick Murray

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Any political party that includes the word 'democratic' in its name, isn't.

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A Lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth.

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Repent or be damned! If you have already repented, please disregard this notice.

Patrick Murray

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Yesterday was the first day of the rest of your life . . . and you messed it up again.

Patrick Murray

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The trouble with the Internet is that it's replacing masturbation as a leisure activity.

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The only difference between a dead skunk lying in the road and a dead lawyer lying in the road is that there are skid marks around the skunk.

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Tell your boss what you really think about him

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I grew up watching my Dad, Uncles Ciaran Murray and Brendan Murray, and cousin, Aedin Murray, who were all national caliber Gaelic football players in Ireland. I try to watch as much Gaelic football as I can, it is my first love. I bleed Green, White, and Orange. Gaelic football players don’t get paid to play, you play to represent your county that is more important than earning money.

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If he wins, or finishes strong in Iowa, you will see the national polls flip on a dime. And he doesn't need the national polls to raise money, he needs to win or outperform in Iowa for these other states to matter.

Patrick Murray

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Candy corn even making the list may surprise some people, but it is one of the top-selling Halloween candies in the country, we don't know if it's one of the top-eaten candies, but it does have a fan base. And candy corn make great fake teeth to creep out your parents with.

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That's where the electability question comes in. Does Biden have what it takes to fight back when Donald Trump throws a punch? It could certainly help Biden.

Patrick Murray

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Sanders has core support that will not desert him.

Patrick Murray

politics

It's not clear that it's actually going to be productive, that's not simply because it undermines his brand identity as a positive person, but it doesn't look like it's having an impact with the voters you need to sway.

Patrick Murray

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It's obvious that this police board has outserved its usefulness.

Patrick Murray

us-news

Gillibrand simply lacks the star power or national prominence that would lead to extensive free media time.

Patrick Murray

politics

This is pretty astounding, not only are New Jersey Democrats doing better on the generic House ballot statewide, but the shift is coming almost entirely from districts currently held by the GOP. If these results hold, we could be down to just one or two -- or maybe even zero -- Republican members in the state congressional delegation after November.

Patrick Murray

politics

This is a worrisome finding. The strength of our government relies on public faith in protecting our freedoms, which is not particularly robust. And it’s not a Democratic or Republican issue. These concerns span the political spectrum.

Patrick Murray

tech

We usually expect opinions on the operation of government to shift depending on which party is in charge. But there’s an ominous feeling by Democrats and Republicans alike that a ‘Deep State’ of unelected operatives are pulling the levers of power.

Patrick Murray

tech

If this result holds in every single congressional district, Trump will walk away with nearly all of New York State’s delegates.

Patrick Murray

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