You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor's age by the rings on her fingers. Bob Hope More Quotes by Bob Hope More Quotes From Bob Hope I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight - and that was just their hair. Bob Hope one-line england hair I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that I'll stay in the bar! Bob Hope bars play golf The home videos aren't as good, but they are seeming to get better. Bob Hope get-better video home Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life. She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family. Bob Hope baseball character kids He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150. Bob Hope yards balls golf Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level. Bob Hope crazy funny country YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT. Bob Hope one-thing-at-a-time one-thing grandchildren Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn't hear them. Bob Hope funny people years There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood. Bob Hope humorous personality funny I left England when I was four because I found out I could never be King. Bob Hope four england kings There's a very apt saying in show business: "If you don't go over budget in Paris, you're either very rich or very sick. " Bob Hope paris humorous funny On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he's now my golf bag. Bob Hope alligators bags golf Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo. Bob Hope rocks humorous funny It's very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better. Bob Hope couple humorous funny The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I've encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE - and a maid to press it for me. Bob Hope japan humorous funny The last time I played golf with President Ford he hit a birdie. And an eagle, a moose, an elk, an aardvark... Bob Hope eagles president golf All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It's in the lease. Bob Hope humorous funny country My folks were English . . . we were too poor to be British. Bob Hope england humorous funny There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip. Bob Hope rip humorous funny My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty one. Bob Hope witty father sex
