You don’t get to pick where you’re from, but you always have control of where you’re going. Chris Colfer More Quotes by Chris Colfer More Quotes From Chris Colfer I wasn't going to get such a nice car - I was going to get a cute little hybrid or something, keep the trees happy - but then my grandfather died, and it was all: retail therapy! Chris Colfer car nice cute I've learned that the more people embrace their disadvantages, the less disadvantaged they become! Chris Colfer embrace ive-learned people I can sing and dance. I can smile - a lot. Chris Colfer smile i-can When one thing takes another away, what do we call that?” she asked my class. “Homicide!” I called out Chris Colfer homicide one-thing class I hate to say I'm a Cinderfella, but I've been watching the Globes since I was an embryo. I got a Facebook message from an elementary school friend who said, 'I remember you standing up and talking about attending the Golden Globes when we were little. Chris Colfer hate remember-you school I've been pushed down many flights of stairs in my time, but I always manage to find an elevator Chris Colfer stairs elevators flight People only love you as long as they're getting something of you, but the minute you say something they don't want to hear or do something they don't want to see, all the admiration drains from their hearts. Chris Colfer love-you heart long I love thinking that there is magic in the world, that there are people in the world with amazing abilities that we just don't know about. Chris Colfer magic-in-the-world people thinking Oh, I have this feud going with the L.A. Unified School District, because I keep getting these phone calls saying my daughter keeps missing classes, I mean, at all hours of the night, I had like, two calls this morning and I keep calling saying I haven't got a daughter! Chris Colfer daughter mother morning Intelligence is not a competition," she said. "There is plenty to go around, and there are many ways it can be demonstrated. Chris Colfer competition said way I really think, without trying to give us credit that we don't deserve, I really feel like Kurt and Blaine are a modern version of Lucy and Ricky. Oh, I'm Lucy for sure. Chris Colfer gay giving thinking Anyone can have a once-upon-a-time or a happily-ever-after, but it's the journey between that makes the story worth telling. Chris Colfer journey once-upon-a-time stories Whether I'm in front of the camera, behind the camera, at my computer writing a novel or a screenplay, as long as I get to entertain someone out there, I'm happy. Chris Colfer cameras writing long I was reading that lightning is a negative charge that comes from the friction that clouds carry. And since opposites attract, I would like to think that he was so positive the moment that he died, so happy, he pulled that bolt right out of the sky. I don’t know if that’s possible, but that’s what I believe. Chris Colfer reading believe thinking To Grandma: Once upon a time, there was a boy who flew. Chris Colfer grandma once-upon-a-time boys Once upon a time' These are the most magical words our world has ever known and the gateway to the greatest stories ever told. They're an immediate calling to anyone who hears them-a calling into a world where everyone is welcome and anything can happen. Mice can become men, maids can become princesses, and they can teach valuable lessons in the process. Chris Colfer princess our-world men The higher the hair, the closer to god. Chris Colfer higher hair Villains are mostly just people villainized by circumstance Chris Colfer villain circumstances people To Grandma, for being my first editor and giving me the best writing advice I’ve ever received: “Christopher, I think you should wait until you’re done with elementary school before worrying about being a failed writer. Chris Colfer grandma writing school People still call me ma’am on the phone, and it’s just part of life now. I’m not even phased by it… Going through DriveThrus is always fun, because it’s always so shocking when they see me. It’d just be kind of like, ‘Thank you ma… woah!! Woah, sorry about that!’ Chris Colfer phones sorry fun