You know what Oscar Wilde said, ma'am? He said, "nothing that is worth knowing can be taught". Nothing personal, ma'am... Carry on. Charles M. Schulz More Quotes by Charles M. Schulz More Quotes From Charles M. Schulz Be yourself. No one can say you're doing it wrong. Charles M. Schulz being-yourself In life, it's not where you go, it's who you travel with. Charles M. Schulz travel Just thinking about a friend makes you want to do a happy dance, because a friend is someone who loves you in spite of your faults. Charles M. Schulz love-you friendship thinking All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. Charles M. Schulz valentines-day love funny Maybe I can put it another way... Life, Charlie Brown, is like a deck chair." "Like a what?" "Have you ever been on a cruise ship? Passengers open up these canvas deck chairs so they can sit in the sun... Some people place their chairs facing the rear of the ship so they can see where they've been... Other people face their chairs forward... They want to see where they're going! On the cruise ship of life, Charlie Brown, which way is your deck chair facing?" "I've never been able to get one unfolded. Charles M. Schulz able want people Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon. Charles M. Schulz yesterday live-in-the-moment inspirational Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia. Charles M. Schulz inspirational life funny Beauty Tips - How to Look Younger: Don't be born so soon. Charles M. Schulz born looks All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed. For after all, he was only human. He wasn't a dog. Charles M. Schulz pet dog animal If you can't beat 'em, cooperate 'em to death! Charles M. Schulz beats ems ifs Friendship isn't about who you've known the longest. It's all about the friend who comes and stands by your side in bad times. Charles M. Schulz bad-times your-side sides It just seems that if you hang on for a while longer, there is always something bright around the corner, or the dark clouds will go away and there will be sunshine again. Charles M. Schulz sunshine dark clouds The best theology is probably no theology; just love one another. Charles M. Schulz love-one-another theology Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, "Is life a multiple choice test or is it a true or false test?" ...Then a voice comes to me out of the dark and says, "We hate to tell you this but life is a thousand word essay. Charles M. Schulz hate philosophy lying I gave up trying to understand people long ago. Now I let them try to understand me! Charles M. Schulz long-ago trying people Happiness is anyone and anything that's loved by you. Charles M. Schulz wedding happiness There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people...religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin! Charles M. Schulz halloween three people Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use. Charles M. Schulz happiness life funny I don't think God wants to be worshiped. I think the only pure worship of God is by loving one another, and I think all other forms of worship became a substitute for the love that we should show one another. Charles M. Schulz worship want thinking Years are like candy bars... We're paying more, but they're getting shorter. Charles M. Schulz candy-bar bars years
