"You're more trouble than the children are" is the greatest compl... by Gene Perret

"You're more trouble than the children are" is the greatest compliment a grandparent can receive.

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Retirement: It's nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn to get along with less cheese.

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My grandchild has taught me what true love means. It means watching Scooby-Doo cartoons while the basketball game is on another channel.

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It's time to diet and exercise when you accept the fact that you can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time - but not while you're wearing a bathing suit.

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An hour with your grandchildren can make you feel young again. Anything longer than that, and you start to age quickly.

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Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying abou... by Gene Perret

Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.

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Like good wine, marriage gets better with age - once you learn to... by Gene Perret

Like good wine, marriage gets better with age - once you learn to keep a cork in it.

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I enjoy waking up and not having to go to work. So I do it three... by Gene Perret

I enjoy waking up and not having to go to work. So I do it three or four times a day.

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Grandparents are there to help the child get into mischief they h... by Gene Perret

Grandparents are there to help the child get into mischief they haven't thought of yet.

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Grandchildren: the only people who can get more out of you than t... by Gene Perret

Grandchildren: the only people who can get more out of you than the IRS.

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My grandkids believe I'm the oldest thing in the world. And after two or three hours with them, I believe it, too.

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On the seventh day God rested. His grandchildren must have been o... by Gene Perret

On the seventh day God rested. His grandchildren must have been out of town.

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Two things I dislike about my granddaughter - when she won't take her afternoon nap, and when she won't let me take mine.

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I wish I had the energy that my grandchildren have - if only for... by Gene Perret

I wish I had the energy that my grandchildren have - if only for self-defense.

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In my retirement I go for a short swim at least once or twice every day. It's either that or buy a new golf ball.

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Grandchildren don't stay young forever, which is good because Pop-pops have only so many horsey rides in them.

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I don't intentionally spoil my grandkids. It's just that correcting them often takes more energy than I have left.

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Retirement: That's when you return from work one day and say, "Hi... by Gene Perret

Retirement: That's when you return from work one day and say, "Hi, Honey, I'm home - forever."

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My granddaughter and I are inseparable. She keeps me wrapped arou... by Gene Perret

My granddaughter and I are inseparable. She keeps me wrapped around her little finger.

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Our marriage has always been a 50-50 proposition - with the possi... by Gene Perret

Our marriage has always been a 50-50 proposition - with the possible exception of closet space.

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I'm now as free as the breeze - with roughly the same income. by Gene Perret

I'm now as free as the breeze - with roughly the same income.

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